Is it safe to come out now? The lounge was a little scary last night!

[JimmyJazz]

I was so afraid, I went to bed and pulled the covers over my head and waited for the scary feeling to go away. :scared:

[Joe Power]

1. No

Underpants brought a nun in with him this morning.

[JimmyJazz]

9. underpants needs a double skyhook

;)

[Joe Power]

12. Careful, he'll get his nun after you

Have you ever been walked to the front of a classroom, on your tiptoes, because a nun is lifting you up by your sideburns? Be afraid...

[underpants]

16. TtttttttttthhhhhhhhWAP

[Joe Power]

26. Mommy, please make the bad man stop!

*flashback*

[progmom]

37. i am afraid to ask

...what is a double sky hook?


:scared:

[JimmyJazz]

48. A double sky hook is a major wedgie, but you hook the

person's feet into the legs of the underpants.

[underpants]

59. I'll take a pass on that but thanks none the less

I didn't know what a double skyhook was either.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. No, it is still not safe.

I would wait until tomorrow.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Then I'll wait and respond to your post tomorrow.

Oops. Drat - I messed up again. It was thinking about the double skyhook for underpants. It got me all flustered.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Well keep your kids from harfing in restaurants and we won't have these

problems. :P:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

6. I don't take my kids into fancy restaurants! Oh, but I got to go to

one last night with my boss (we're away on business) and I resisted the urge to reach over and cut his food into bite sized pieces :)

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I take my kids to fancy restaurants.

all the time. Take that!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

19. Well then - a pox on your house of pancakes!

:o take that!

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Nope, no IHOP here,

Only FANCY restaurants I say, very, very fancy, with wine lists and stewards and duck fois gras as an appetizer.

Whaddya tink o'dat?????

[seabeyond]

24. i found a flying bug with huge wings on top of my pancakes

two decades ago. no ihop for me either

[sui generis]

30. them's is good eatin'

taste like chicken - but crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.

[seabeyond]

34. lol lol ya........uh huh n/t

[RubyDuby in GA]

44. Extra protein

Eat up...people just don't get enough in their diets anymore :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

38. You liberal elitist!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

50. Excuse me, but is that elephant's trunk

up the other elephant's ass? LOL - I'm crying!

[Misunderestimator]

52. Yup... stole it from somewhere here last week and made an avatar...

Glad it's clear what it is :D :bounce: :hi:

I think it should be the new republican symbol... could it BE more apropos?

[JimmyJazz]

55. Oh fuck - I just snorted!

I'm so glad no one else is in the room right now! :hi:

Shit - I snorted again!

[Misunderestimator]

57. Just for you:

[Midlodemocrat]

54. Moi?

Obviously, you have never seen me in my 'good clothes'.


:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

49. Okay - nevermind then, no pox for you.

;)

[greatauntoftriplets]

47. We take the 4-year-old triplets to nice restaurants, too.

<looks around furtively>

How else can they learn to behave nicely if they only go to places like McDonald's? In fact, other diners usually think that they are extremely cute and something of a curiousity having 3 children all the same age.

[JimmyJazz]

53. I don't even want to start this flame war in my thread!

:spank: to the person who started this!

:hi: sweetie!

[seabeyond]

20. lol lol that was funny n/t

[seabeyond]

17. question......and when the adult throws up, passes out, dies in a

restaurant are all adults banned too

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Just don't go to a restaurant.

Ever. again.
.
.
.
Was there more?

[JimmyJazz]

8. Any restaurant, or only those where Oasis is dining?

sorry. bad joke.

[StopTheMorans]

10. or a restaurant that doesn't serve meat

:evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

5. HIDE! THEY'RE STILL LURKING!

Actually, no, they're not.

YES THEY ARE!

No, no, they're gone now. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

7. erm - I wasn't talking about the voices in your head, dear!

[asthmaticeog]

13. Oh, right. So you weren't.

Sorry! I'll just go back to the chemtrails threads now, then...

[LynneSin]

15. My thread got locked last night

:grr:

Not sure if it was because they found all male urine attracts females (in the mice species - course my subject title suggest men pee their pants) or the fact that the story was found on Fox News website

:shrug:

Check your pm! Going to Philly for Change meeting (DFA) tonight with Ramsey from DU

[sui generis]

27. that would explain all the women hanging around

outside the men's room here. Oh wait, maybe it's just because the women's room is right next door.

On a related note, why don't they sell "MDS - Masculine Deoderant Spray"?

I always thought it was kind of funny that they singled women out when alla us know how to reek but righteous. I swear - this rather attractive fellow here at work came up to look over my shoulder at something on my monitor and broke wind, and it was of such concentrated evilness that it damn nearly turned me into a hetero. They should put that stuff in a can or something and sell it to right wing sponge bob crusaders.

Smell is a funny thing.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Lounge....

[GOPisEvil]

22. In The Lounge no one can hear you scream.

[sui generis]

29. I always wondered about that

I suspect that even if a tree fell in the lounge and made a bunch of noise and killed a bear who was clapping with one hand (paw) while shitting in the woods, it STILL wouldn't make any noise.

[JimmyJazz]

23. .

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. That you have apparently found a new emoticon site...

...and intend to exploit it ad nauseum.

[kick-ass-bob]

31. .

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. Hey, now.

Just because my idea of a good time involves a flank steak, The Shining, H.R. Pufnstuff, and Pooh Bear (as opposed to bear poo, which would just be wrong), don't assume I'm a "pervert."

[progmom]

35. why do I always think of the Fonz when I see your posts?

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Eyyyyyyy!

Sit on it.

[JimmyJazz]

45. I don't have a clue what you are talking about. BTW

[kick-ass-bob]

28. Don't read this reply...

BOO!!!

[Lady Freedom]

32. why do I always fall for that???

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

41. I just have one thing to say about that!

[progmom]

39. How would you know?

You abandoned me here early in the evening! I was left to face the demons of the lounge alone! Mark414 mocked me! Sundog taunted me. It was terrible I tell you, just terrible.

Sob.

[JimmyJazz]

40. Oh no, Swee'pea - come here and let me hold you close!

:pals: Where is sungdog, btw - I haven't told him to bite me in ages!

[yvr girl]

42. You're fooling yourself if you think it's safe

You never know when all Hell is going to break loose. It's like someone waves a magic wand and boom - CRAZINESS ensues

[progmom]

43. you're one to talk

I had nightmares about eye hairs last night! :scared:
















:silly:

[yvr girl]

46. Sorry, about that

There's so many stories I can't tell you.

I do sympathize with the squeamishness though. I saw a TV program on terrible restaurant experiences. Horrible. The next day I was describing one of the stories to someone at work. I actually made myself sick. I literally had to run to the bathroom and...you know.

[seabeyond]

51. i heard the vomitting story last nite, lay in bed thinking about it

and what my reaction would be. it would take everything i had not to be joining that boy in all the upchucking. would be a horrible experience. and keeping my two kids from seeing so they didnt add to the stuff

[yvr girl]

56. I actually missed that whole thread

or series of threads.

Sympathetic upchucking - I did that in school once. I'm so weak.

[seabeyond]

58. me too and i was eating a bunch of purple taffy

on a bus, kids encouraging a little special ed kid to spit the brownie he was eating. i kept telling everyone to stop it and they wouldnt. i showed them. 7th grade, i remember so well, stopped the bus and all.

i missed the thread too. good thing. yvr with you on one never knows.

[barb162]

62. well, that's exactly what I was saying when I was on "that" thread

yesterday.

[Aristus]

60. Hey JimmyJazz!

:hi: I hope you were able to get out of that boring conference without having to gnaw off one of your legs and crawling out of the room. :-)


Oh, Brendan says 'hi'. B-)

[JimmyJazz]

61. Yes! I did! I'm in the home stretch now! They are all in court

and I'm here by myself. Yesterday, I ordered room service for everyone in the lounge, but you must have missed it! That was before people got confused and thought they were in General Discussion.

:hi:

[Aristus]

65. Well, I missed the donnybrook everyone has been talking

about. And, Damn! I missed the room service too. I hope it was brought up by a cute young lady wearing a red velvet bolero jacket. :-)

What was on the menu?

[miss_kitty]

63. I ate so much fuckin' popcorn yesterday

along with a couple of dessert carts-I am so BLOATED!

[JimmyJazz]

64. I hear ya, sista!

[tigereye]

66. I was out working most of yesterday

and when I logged on last night it was like, sheesh, what level of hell are we on? weird.

[name not needed]

67. I'll vomit on you! I'll vomit on all of you!

:evilgrin: