I am alone.

[JimmyJazz]

Yeah for me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: No lawyers here asking for me to pull non existence documents from thin air! No one asking me to get coffee because I'm the only woman in the room!

The room is clean, my work is done - I can sit back, order room service and harass you here in the lounge!

All I have left to do is to put on a suit and get ready for dinner with my boss and the client and make notes reminding myself not to scratch, pick, belch or otherwise be obnoxious while at dinner (I'm worse than a kid, ya know :silly:)

[EstimatedProphet]

1. When is dinner?

And what are we having?

[JimmyJazz]

4. You are too late - I took room service orders YESTERDAY!

I think I'm going to just have a light salad -- I'll save my appetite for the big dinner tonight!

Oh what the hell, for you - I'll make an exception. What would you like?

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Umm, Jimmy Jazz

I am still waiting on those crab cakes and chardonnay. :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

30. I'm sorry love!

I thought I told you that Miss Kitty ate your crabcake and drank your wine....Hold on and I'll put another order in for you. (Is this for you and a certain cute someone from beantown, perchance?) Just to be sure, I'll make sure there's enough for two! It's be coming up shortly - you might want to go get him while you are waiting.

[JimmyJazz]

32. Dinner for two...

Oh and, since I'm such a romantic type person, I took the liberty of making you some after dinner reservations. I hope you two enjoy yourselves:

[Midlodemocrat]

33. They didn't have any wine in the box?

Okay, I guess I can drink the good stuff. Sigh.

[JimmyJazz]

35. Where's your date?

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Gotta go get him. Hang on.

[Midlodemocrat]

42. Okay, I invited him. where the heck is he?

Maybe he isn't interested???? could it be??????


:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

44. Do you think maybe he found out you're already married?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Damn. Damn. Damn.

[miss_kitty]

2. Damn too bad you missed the nuclear flame war yesterday

It was a perfect way to while away the hours-unless you were a mod, I'm sure:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

5. I told you that I got scared and went to bed....

I did hear rumors, however :P

[TXlib]

3. Cool... I'm up for a little harrassment

and maybe a spanking, too, if you have the time...

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

6. I've got nothing but time!

But, don't you get my thread locked! It's not happened to me yet - only to that rebel, progmom!

[miss_kitty]

8. Hahahhahahahahaahahahaha

BigMcLargeHuge locked the first thread I ever posted! :P

[JimmyJazz]

10. I always knew he was a meanie!

Oops - I hope he didn't see that...What I meant to say was that if BMLH locked a thread of yours, I'm sure it was with just cause...Yeah, that's what I meant to say.

[miss_kitty]

18. He just wanted to get my attention

because he realised how damn groovy I really am! :P

[JimmyJazz]

26. you are one groovy chick. Nice gallery pic, btw

[miss_kitty]

29. .

:silly:

[TXlib]

13. I'm a bad, bad clown

Now gimme some sugar!

[JimmyJazz]

15. But of course...

I don't normally do that on a first thread, but for you...I'll make an exception.

Just don't go making copies of my threads, ya hear?

[TXlib]

17. No, no. I need sugar.

In water.

[JimmyJazz]

21. Dayum - and I thought I was easy -

that's all you require: just some sugar and water?

[TXlib]

43. It was a movie reference.

Guess what movie.

And easy women are saints, in the world according to me!

[xmas74]

46. Men In Black-the first one.

[TXlib]

47. dingdingding

[xmas74]

48. What's my prize?

[plcdude]

7. well there is always

masturbation.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Ignored.

seriously.

[yvr girl]

9. Hey, baby

I think you should get yourself sh*tfaced and then go and make a big scene at the dinner. That's always a good time.

[JimmyJazz]

12. oooh - that sounds like a really good plan!

Perhaps I could pass out in a plate of pasta with red sauce! And call everyone at the table "Bob" right before that! That would get me a raise for sure! Thanks for the idea!

[yvr girl]

14. "Bob" is too tame

Go with "Bastard" but then sob a little each time.

It'll be fun, and an excellent career move.

I'm here for you.

[JimmyJazz]

19. yes, I can that you are in my corner! Wow! With friends like you...

I'll get really far in life! So, it's 1. Call everyone "bastard" 2. Pass out in my plate - we need a third for a trifecta --- mmmmh, how about I put my napkin on my head and sings songs from Fiddler on the Roof right before I pass out in my plate?

[yvr girl]

24. Can you start stripping while

you sing "Sunrise, sunset." I think it would add a certain something.

[progmom]

49. hey - i thought calling everyone bob was my schtick!

What am I supposed to do for kicks now?









and what's up with your "bob" obsession?!?

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Hello there Mizz Jazz.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

22. That's it? Just hello? No snarky comment...

No witty retort? Where is Rev Acts? What have you done with her???? I miss Rev Acts. :cry: She's gone and someone's has taken over her screen name and bandwith sucking sigline!

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. All your Rev are belong to us.

:crazy:

[MrScorpio]

23. Too bad I never became male exotic dancer

You could call me up for a special "dance".

[JimmyJazz]

28. I already told you that I would spring for the expensive g-strings

if that was the only thing holding you back. Jeebus, what's a girl gotta do to get a man to strip for her? :shrug:

[GOPBasher]

25. Good for you! I wish I had nothing to do!

I have tons of work to do, but I'm procrastinating as usual.

[JimmyJazz]

39. ah - don't envy me - the shit will hit the fan soon enough.

I'm just enjoying the moment!

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Ok JJ... I finished my coffee... want me to snarky now?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

38. no - it's too late and now I'm pouting...

go snark at someone else :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Fine I'll take my snarkiness and go bother stop the morans!

He... unlike some people, appreciates me! :P

[Beer Snob-50]

34. also lease remember

that if the suit includes a skirt, keep your legs crossed!!! just helping out.

[JimmyJazz]

36. Why would I do that? I *am* trying to get a raise here...

one way or another? :silly:

[Beer Snob-50]

41. in that case remember no underwear

think sharon stone!