How about a nice knuckle sandwich,

[datasuspect]

or is it sangwish?

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Only if it's made with bread

from CanuckAmok's breadmaker.

[datasuspect]

2. i got the best bread right now

from the greek/mexican/guatemalan bakery.

i call them biblical loaves, they look like something out of early christianity, but they are so good . . . .

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. Could I get pickles on that

and maybe some Dijon mustard ?

:P

[Redstone]

4. It's not sangwish,

it's sammitch.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

5. on which side?

i used to hear sangwish a lot, but those were the mustache petes and d.p.'s who said that.

my father still calls it a sangwish.

i think sammitch is a suburban thing.

[Redstone]

9. I don't think sammitch (or sammidge) is a suburban thing,

just a kind of mumbly, semi-incoherent sort of thing. Usually heard late at night. I have heard sangwish as well.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

11. i was being tongue in cheek

i am smiley-impaired . . .

[Redstone]

12. Tongue in cheek? Hey, that sounds even better

than a knuckle sandwich!

Wait, didn't I actually have that at a Jewish deli a while ago?

Redstone

[xmas74]

6. What kind of condiments can I add to it?

[datasuspect]

7. beef tendon

or rotten tomatoes. if you're lucky, you can still get some limburger and anchovies

[xmas74]

16. I'll take the anchovies.

It's better than what they serve in some of the restaurants around here.

[khashka]

8. Sure. But how much are you asking for it?

I'm not gonna pay more than a dollar fifty when I can get a crappy hamburger at McDonald's for 99 cents.

Khash.

[datasuspect]

10. i give you 2 for dollar

is good price my friend

[khashka]

13. I'll take two

Can I pay you next week?

Khash.

[datasuspect]

14. cash

no credit

unless you got something to trade

wesley pipes is running dry today

[khashka]

15. Deal.

Cash.

Khash.

[RedCloud]

17. I have one up my sleeve

Care to look inside?

[datasuspect]

18. only if you want to help

me finish off this keg of whoopass

[RedCloud]

19. Like to, but I accidentally opened up a can of one!

You think I wouldn't fall for those buy one get two free offers anymore. But I just opened up a can of whoop ass.

Gotta go. Here comes my ambulance.

[khashka]

21. Reminds me of a Tshirt

that made me laugh til I thought I was gonna throw up. It was a picture of an old lady unconscious on the floor of her kitchen and beneath that it said "While making dinner Edna accidentally opened up a can of Whupass"

At least you're not unconscious :)

Khash.

[Worst Username Ever]

20. How about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up?

:silly:

[datasuspect]

22. no thanks, but we still have some leftover chinga tu madre in the cupboard

help yourself.