Horseshit Magazine's Man of the Year for 2005: whoisalhedges!!

[RandomKoolzip]

It's not even 2006 yet, and already we have a winner!

WHOISALHEDGES, TAKE A BOW!

Here's the shot they're going to use for the cover:



whoisalhedges is on the right, and his "friend," Jeffrey Guckheart, is on the left.

CONGRATULATIONS, WHOISALHEDGES!

[edbermac]

1. Hubba Hubba!! These guys are as hot as Jeff Gannon!!

I can't wait to see the centerfold! :evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Hint: the guy on the left IS Jeff Gannon, under his modified given name.

This was taken at a WH press conference.

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Yum!

Hot guys without shirts!

[XNASA]

3. Cool.

I just got a subscription to that magazine. The Girl Scouts were selling them door-to-door.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. It rhymes with "Grit."

A lateral move, methinks.

Still, CONGRATULATIONS WHOISALHEDGES! I bet it was that "incident" in Grant Park with the bottle of canola oil and a pomeranian that put you over the top.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Bravo!

Molto bene!

[RandomKoolzip]

7. (sniff) I'm so proud of you, Al!

He done good, finally.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY, can defeat him at frisbee shots

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Jello-snorting is a different story.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. He has those petite nostrils.

Its his one weakness

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I still managed to "stretch" them out.

Don't ask.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. don't tell

[RandomKoolzip]

6. kick

[Midlodemocrat]

8. This doesn't change that fact that he murdered Molly.

but it is a nice photo.

[RandomKoolzip]

18. He murdered somone?

All the more reason why he is deserving of HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S HIGHEST HONOR!

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Well, allegedly.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2688141&mesg_id=2688141


He has retained counsel, but things don't look good. If you want to contribute to his bail fund, I started a thread to help.

[terrya]

9. I don't know of a more deserving Man of the Year!

Congrats! :-)

T

[RandomKoolzip]

13. And he's cute, too!

I had NO idea him and Jeff Gannon were buddies, but there you go.


WHOISALHEDGES! AA-AAH! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

[terrya]

14. Oh, he sure is! No arguments from me!

I didn't know he was buddies with Jeff Gannon...but whoisalhedges is still aces with me! :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

16. MY "ace" is high, I can tell you that.

One of the benefits of the new Bush Administration's rules about conduct in the WH breifing room are the mandatory frisbee shots.

BRAVO WHOISALHEDGES!

[arwalden]

10. Yowza!

File. Print.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Hedges needs to do frisbee shots to maintain that figure.

After this pic was taken, he and Jeff soaked their hackeysacks in Cutty Sark and wrung them out over each other's faces. It's these kinds of good deeds that have made whoisalhedges HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR 2005!!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. YAY!!!!!!

:party:

[RandomKoolzip]

22. YAY!!!!!!!

Are you ready for the party, Chavez? We're gonna have Ani Difranco and the DiFranco family play there, Cool Ranch Doritos and Methamphetamine (Hedges's favorite meal), and a live armadillo performing unnatural acts! SHould be a gas and a giggle!

CONGRATULATIONS WHOISALHEDGES!!!!!!!!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. I'm ready to celebrate! Will you have that Harvey Korman impersonator?

And that guatamalan fife and drum band?

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Ixnay on the Kormanator, but the Guatemalan X-treme Fife and Drum

Nudist Army will INDEED be there. Nude.



Look also for Jeff Gannon and the Human Gannonballs to perform their famous dance routines.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. Sounds delish! Can't wait

I'll bring my whittling gear! I'll whittle the shit out of this party!

[khashka]

27. I'm not at all surprised

After all, he did eat matcom's baby.

Respect is due.

Khash.

[SmileyBoy]

29. I LOVE your sig pic, Random!!!

It kicks soooo much ass.

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Thank you sir....although it has nothing to do with WHOISALHEDGES,

HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR 2005!

Aren't you psyched that one of our own has made it so far in life?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. I call him the Prince of Flies. He is the bringer of woe and the mincer of

meats.

[Wat_Tyler]

32. We are so lucky that we will always have Hedges to look down to.