You guys HAVE to see this, it's hilarious.

[Bouncy Ball]

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/index.htm

This guy has classified and described every different type of person he's ever found on discussion forums (and other people have sent him descriptions, too).

Check out the description of "troglodyte." Seems to fit every single freeper, if you ask me.

Which one are YOU?

[Redstone]

1. Hilarious indeed.

What a brilliant guy!

Redstone

[Bouncy Ball]

3. I haven't read them all yet,

but I do have some of the characteristics of a picador.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. I consider myself in that group too.

And here's our most valuable prey: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/artfuldodger.htm

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Absolutely perfect and a priceless reference source.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Patois made me laugh out loud.

I know, that's bad, but I did. I laughed.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/patois.htm

"No, you must stopping now because you are a stupid."

[ralps]

5. Thanks for the link Bouncy Ball

It does look like fun. I checked out acne and troglodyte, I'll check out the others later.
:hi:

[underpants]

6. Very funny

Evil clown

[Bouncy Ball]

8. Garble makes me laugh.

I've seen more than a few of them.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm

[miss_kitty]

9. it's been in my faves for a while

never know when you'll need it...as for me-I am a repressed grammarian-I have to squelch my urges to point out spelling bads-not so much any more-and I will throw it in at the end of a long substantive flame, if necessary. Why? Because, after thoroughly smashing some asshats poorly thought out idea, then saying something like "oh BTW the possessive form is 'its' not 'it's,' the stupe will inevitably focus on the spelling correction only, and I can trash them for that in my next response.

On Edit: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm

Noe I know why no one pays attention to me-you all sense it, don't you?:tinfoilhat:

[u4ic]

10. I need that belly laugh! Thanks!....

I think I'm going through the Big Cat stage now, but I've also got Archivist and Pinko in me, too.

[khashka]

11. It would be funnier if it wasn't actually true

I know them all. More than a few of 'em describe me. Eek!

Khash.

[Dastard Stepchild]

12. I'm a Big Cat...

It was such a clear description of me, that I chuckled aloud when reading it. :)

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.