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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 01:55 PM Original message |
Tell of your favorite whoisalhedges anecdote |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. you slept in each other's arms....I hope ...otherwise it's a total |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:03 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Of course. When Hedges holds me I feel safe. |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:08 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Do you ever those times when you put your hands over your |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:41 PM Response to Reply #8 |
39. There is nothing funny about the way the moonlight refracts through |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. He treats me tolerable well |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 01:59 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. That's when the beatings begin, isn't it? |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
4. He hung out with me in a gay bar in Chicago once. |
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Wat_Tyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
6. He puked on me. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:17 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. You must still wreak of Maker's Mark |
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Wat_Tyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:18 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. and Marky Mark. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:31 PM Response to Reply #17 |
31. Ah yes. The famed "lost year" |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. he dressed me up like little bo peep and tried to burn my genitals with a |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:09 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. I will, but I have to hurry up before Midlodemocrat pushes me |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:10 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. ooh ooh gratuitous hug |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:16 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. That's how his kind shows afection |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
11. There was that incident on the plane.... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:16 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Was that before the imfamous truck-stop incident? |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. You must never mention that episode to me. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:25 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Or the time at the ice cream social when he soiled that poor boy's dickie |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. He's got a big sloppy man-crush on Rick Santorum. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
15. This story takes place in the late 18th century |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:23 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. That is the most horrible thing I've ever read |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:25 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Yes!!! |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. One time he laid my balls on a dresser and banged them shits |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:30 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. There was the time he pulled my tongue out and stabbed it with a rusty |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:35 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. Then he sewed my asshole closed and kept feeding me french fries |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:24 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Good thing I put the iced tea down before I read that. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:25 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. YES!! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:28 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. Yes, and I thought it was very funny. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:35 PM Response to Reply #27 |
33. Your hijackery is for nought. This is a Hedges thread damnit! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:41 PM Response to Reply #33 |
40. I was only going to ask UP if he needed milk from the store. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:45 PM Original message |
The Ukrop's are cutting the check to Jim Duncan right now |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
45. I am risking ChavezSpeaksTheTruth's wrath for posting this |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. My first real job |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:49 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. I know. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-24-05 01:23 PM Response to Reply #46 |
61. I heard about Hedges baggin' a bag boy at Winn Dixie... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:49 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. In neither store will you find the stately brow and sausagelike fingers |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:50 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Agreed |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #40 |
48. I like hime even more than Pauly Shore. So please forgive my fervor. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:43 PM Response to Reply #27 |
41. Yes we have decided not to try going to a funeral in Lynchburg |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #41 |
47. I am so sorry for your loss. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:49 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Well-WRVA is saying 1-3 inches weather .com says 3-5 |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
18. There was that time I put him on ignore. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
26. Well, this is not a well known fact, |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:29 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Once you've felt his tender embrace and his rough rogueish ways |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:31 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Exactly. but I must stop thinking of him. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:34 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. He, like the mighty grizzly, must roam this world alone |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:36 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. I thought you and Stop the Morans would be on at least |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:40 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Another hijack attempt foiled by my undying love of Hedges |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:40 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. No, those days were so very long ago. |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
36. I remember it like it was yesterday. |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #36 |
42. One time he inserted an ostrich egg in his ass and incubated it |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. It was an emu thank you very much |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:51 PM Response to Reply #44 |
53. A retarded emu. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:52 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. A vegan retarded emu |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #36 |
43. Ahh yes. I will never forget that blustery day. Or the time he changed |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:54 PM Response to Reply #43 |
55. I had specifically requested Knob Creek. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. He never claimed to be the messiah. Just a transformer of fine spirits |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
56. I remember that night in the Super 8. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 02:57 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. Maybe when they're with you. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Just once. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-24-05 01:16 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. hmmmm |
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