I'm on the phone with a raving lunatic, ask me anything...

[eyesroll]

:eyes:

[Fenris]

1. Hedges calling you again?

;)

[eyesroll]

4. No.

This one's a stranger.

[ewagner]

2. Did he vote for Bush?

....I know....

silly, silly question.

[eyesroll]

6. Unknown.

He's just blabbing...

[Susang]

3. What's he raving about?

Is it funny or just annoying?

[eyesroll]

7. About the definition of "green" and "sustainable."

He's trying to get me to write a long article about a course he offers. (Of course.)

It's annoying as all hell.

[Susang]

12. He's trying to convince you to do something for him?

And he's being irritating?

You'd think by now he'd know that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Not that you're an insect or bug or anything. Oh, you know what I mean! :crazy:

[eyesroll]

17. I think he's a "squeaky wheel gets the grease" guy.

OK, he's gone now.

That's 10 minutes of my life I wouldn't get back.

[flamingyouth]

5. Funny? Or irritating?

[eyesroll]

8. Irritating.

Quite.

[Az]

9. Credit card company?

Debt collector?

[eyesroll]

13. No, just a random ranting reader.

I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

[Kire]

38. Can I make a request?

[eyesroll]

40. Um, sure?

:shrug:

[Kire]

41. Please tell the whole story in one post.

all of this bobbing and weaving in between posts is making me dizzy

(well, that was going to be my request anyway, it's been so long, it doesn't seem so urgent, now)

[Donkeyboy75]

10. Are you on the handset, or the number pad?

Perhaps you think all the beeping sounds he's making are really only just tiptoes on the 7 key....

[eyesroll]

14. I think it's all the chemtrails.

That's the only explanation.

[progmom]

11. pretend to die

...and then hang up.




i double-dog dare you!

[eyesroll]

15. It's unfortunately my job.

But I can multitask.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. What are you gonna bring me for dinner?

[eyesroll]

18. I'm bringing you dinner?

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I bought you lunch on Saturday.

And you're pulling me away from my family for dinner tonight. :P

[eyesroll]

22. No, the house we need to sell is pulling you away for dinner.

Maybe we should make it order food.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. It's not like you're not soaking me for an extra $30K.

I think you can afford a fucking burrito. ;)

[eyesroll]

28. Hey, you signed it...

You can have the bread machine if you want.

[Blue-Jay]

20. Why did you hang up on me?

I'm only doing it because I love you.

I love you more than I love Seymour Duncan guitar pickups. Why must you torment me so?

[eyesroll]

24. Sorry, Blue-Jay.

Duty calls.

[prolesunited]

26. WTF!!!

Damn you! :spank: :spank: :spank:

[ProfessorGAC]

30. Well, He Did Say More Than Duncan Pick-ups!

He didn't say more than you! I gotta say he took the safe route on this one.
The Professor

[Blue-Jay]

32. That '59 P/U does indeed kick ass.

[prolesunited]

33. Hmm...

We'll see who's kicking ass!!! Be home soon. :grr: :grr:

[Blue-Jay]

34. Shit. I'd better wax the kitchen floor now.

Bye, DU!

<covers ass>

[Blue-Jay]

31. Oops. I thought you had left work already!

I was only posting for a friend. Yes! A "friend"!

[khashka]

21. Why don't you hang up?

Or do you like talking to raving lunatics?

Khash.

[eyesroll]

27. He finally went away on his own.

Sometimes, I just let the reader vent. If it makes him feel better...

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Want to see my stitches?

:D

[eyesroll]

29. Yes!

I loves me a little cut-up finger in the afternoon! :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

35. You too?

I answer a hotline 3 hours a day. :eyes:

[eyesroll]

36. Eek.

I only get the lunatics every once in awhile.

This one expected me to know who he was:

"Good afternoon, Stacie. How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you."
"This is Jim R*****. I sent you an e-mail awhile back. Do you remember?"

Oy.

[GOPisEvil]

37. In addition to the hotline, my phone number and e-mail are published.

I get some interesting calls and e-mails.

[progmom]

39. I try to stay away, baby...

...but I'm just mesmerized by your manly voice!
:crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

42. Funny...I was thinking the same thing about your feminine voice!

What IS it about radio voices? :D