Life sucks.

[IranianDemocrat]

How many shots of vodka do you think it'll take before I die of intoxication?

[Droopy]

1. What's the problem, IranianDemocrat?

Lay down on the psychologist's couch and tell me what ails you.

[roguevalley]

2. yes, darling

I hope you are just kidding here.

[rogerashton]

3. Not Vodka. Dogfish Head rum

See, to get that, you have to come to Delaware or Philly, and by the time you get here, you'll feel all better.

(I just learned the Dogfish Head makes rum at the White Dog a few minutes ago, that that made me feel all better.)

[Ilsa]

4. Come down to Texas for

some tequila shots, lime, and salt. Usually fixes me up for a couple of decades.

[Wonk]

5. Not something to joke about, if that's what you're doing...

http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/22971

"I told you I was hardcore" - Brandon Carl Vedas

http://www.brandonvedas.com/

[Booberdawg]

6. You'll pass out first

[Maddy McCall]

7. No, you can die from alcohol poisoning...

especially if you drink straight alcohol.

Iranian, this isn't funny. If you are saying this in jest, you need to tell us. If you don't respond to tell us you are joking--now that you have made such a threat--you may find the police knocking on your door soon.

[cliss]

8. Yes, please tell us

what the problem is. Choose any of the following:

1) I read today that Bush is planning to attack Iran

2) I'm upset because Arnie is now the guvernur of California

3) I'm upset because Bush is still the president, even though I wished him away today.

4) Something else.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

9. More than you want to drink

and luckily, probably more than you'll be able to...

[sistersofmercy]

10. Nothing can possibly be that bad!

It may seem like sometimes but it's not!