Need help removing women's clothing before I lose my mind.

[matcom]

just HOW THE HELL are you supposed to undo those double-clip bras anyway? x(

attention ladies: EMBRACE VELCRO!!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Velcro? Try commando!

:bounce::bounce:

[TheMightyFavog]

2. I have very little experience in this field, matcom, old buddy,

You're on your own.

[Richardo]

3. ...and let Velcro embrace YOU!!

Sorry, it just HAD to be said. :)

[LynneSin]

4. Why should we suffer because of your inadequacies?

:shrug:

[donheld]

5. matcom why are you wearing a bra of any sort???

:shrug:






:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

6. Simple: pinch with one hand. Get a spare one and practice with a pillow.

My own personal record is 2 seconds, and it was on something other than a pillow. :D

[seabeyond]

7. bah hahaahh hey malcom, let the gal do it

it can be a good show. little anticipation, a lot quicker and less frustrating., what the hell, struggle a little sexual frustration can be a good thing

[KitchenWitch]

8. try quadruple clip

all bras in my size (I am plump but not obese) all have 4 hooks.

[RC]

9. One hand - not a problem.

May I demonstrate? :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

12. lol

but they are a b$#%h to put on!

[RC]

15. Put them on backwards and slide the around,

when the bra is in position, bend over to fill the cups.
What a great memory I have. :P

[KitchenWitch]

16. that works if one has little bitty ones

I wear a DD and that action would cause bruising.

[RC]

19. Try it when you aren't in such a hurry.

It is my understanding big is when to do it that way.

The skinny ones just put it on and reach around behind.

[KitchenWitch]

20. if i want to get stabbed by the underwire

not to get snarky, but geez, they weren't kidding when they called them Iron Maidens. At least in my size, everything is "industrial strength".

:shrug:

[RC]

22. Sorry, I was just going by what I've seen done.

[Modem Butterfly]

18. I have large breasts.

I think most women who have complicated bras try to take it easy on the guy. We want them touched as much as you want to touch them, after all.

[Redstone]

10. You need to curl up your index finger

and scootch the hooks against the side of it with your thumb.

Been doing this since high school, and only got slapped sixty or seventy times.

Redstone

[kmla]

11. Matcom, are you having wardrobe issues again?

Try a sports bra....

:evilgrin:

[MissMarple]

13. Scissors?

[underpants]

14. How long 'til the wife gets home?

You got a lot of esplaining to do this time.

[Modem Butterfly]

17. Ignore the others, do this:

Take your honey by the hand.

Remove top.

Assess bra situation.

Slide straps ever so lovingly down her shoulders.

Slide mouth ever so lovingly across unbare breasts.

Take a deep breath and sigh deeply.

Gaze deeply into her eyes.

Say, "You're so beautiful. Please, show me your breasts. Slowly,"

Use a very deep voice.

Watch.

There, now the bra is off.

[AngryAmish]

21. How old are you?

This is something that should be figured out in high school.