California Mary Poppins Medley.....NEED MORE VERSES!

[Pert_UK]

Can anybody help out? These came to me in my sleep, but I need more verses....

"StupidCaliVotesForDipshitOutlookIsAtrocius"

Because he is an actor with a Nazi for a dad,
Life in California has just gone from good to bad,
The GOP had forced a recall though the problems were their fault,
And a sexist, clueless musclehead has been the end result……Oh!

StupidCaliVotesForDipshitOutlookIsAtrocius
Even though unqualified he somehow fooled the voters
By shouting slogans loud enough became the State's top groper, Oh
StupidCaliVotesForDipshitOutlookIsAtrocius!

And:

"My Favourite Things"

Tiddies and gang-sex and Hitler and asses,
Big corporations with minimal taxes,
Groping his co-stars and smoking da weed,
These are a few of his favourite things.

[indigo11153]

1. Chorus?

When the dems bark and the LA times bites
when my excuses are weak and sad.

I simple complain and blame it all Gray!
and then I don't look so bad.

[indigo11153]

2. Late night tv and sound bites and media passes

Hiding behind Kennedy asses.
Handing out puke bags and smashing cars.
These are the things that make me a star!

[NightTrain]

3. Here's another verse

Because a lot of things went wrong while Davis was the guv,
the people who elected him refused to show him love.
Along came Darrell Issa with a million bucks or more,
to launch a propaganda blitz and Gray was out the door. Oh....

[Pert_UK]

4. Nice one! And all the lines scan perfectly!

:toast:

P.

[indigo11153]

5. OMG

I hope I don't wake up singing this stuff!
I am sick of the whole thing to tell you the truth.

[NightTrain]

8. And another!

This wouldn't be the first time that an actor put us on.
Remember, California had a governor named Ron.
From California's governor, he be-came president.
American went down the tubes, where it's been ever since. Oh....

[regnaD kciN]

6. Sorry to tell you...

...but "My Favorite Things" is from The Sound of Music, not Mary Poppins.

[peekaloo]

7. A Spoonful of Fascism helps Democracy go down

Every election should be recalled
Sane voters are appalled
You wade through spin and crap
The media's to blame.

Every candidate you contemplate
Fueled by a vengeful hate
No Clark, No Dean it's very clear to me that

A spoonful of fascism helps democracy go down
Democracy go down-wown
Democracy go down
Just a spoonful of fascism helps democracy go down
In a most frightful way.

*lame*

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

9. Chim-chininee, Chim-chininee, Chim Chim Cheroo...

Good Luck will rub off when Arnold gropes your wazoo!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

10. Chim-chininee, Chim-chininee, Chim Cheroo, Chim Cheree...

When he feels up your knockers
He's just doing it playfully!