from the matcomnews archives: Man Seeks Christian Nudist Colony

[DS1]

Piles of trash, dirty lakes, racist property deeds and pedophiles living nearby have not deterred one man's dream of creating a Christian-themed nudist community.

What an opening sentence!

Bill Martin has purchased about 240 acres of land about 30 miles outside Tampa for a little more than $1.6 million, much of it on the site of an old nudist colony that had fallen into disrepair, which he and his business partners hope to transform into a modern-day Garden of Eden.

"The Bible very clearly states that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were naked," said David Blood, executive director of the project. "When people are in right with God, they do not have to fear nudity."

Using that logic, anyone that complained about Janet Jackson's nipple was UNCLEAN!

The Rest

[HereSince1628]

1. My God! I have a crazy uncle named Bill Martin! What has he done!

You know,sometimes relatives are downright em-bare-assing!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nikia]

2. That sounds cool

Nudity doesn't have to be sexual. Nudity is our naturual state as long as you are somewher warm enough.

[edbermac]

3. My kind of Christian...

Though the thought of seeing a nude Jerry Falwell is not too thrilling...

[DS1]

4. The thought of a nude Jerry Falwell slowly wheeling into the ocean

on his gurney much like an involuntary Reginald Perrin is quite thrilling.

To me.

[Richard Steele]

5. ACK! The goggles do NOTHING!!