|
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend Bookmark this thread |
This topic is archived. |
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:28 PM Original message |
Poll question: Best way to freak out my mom? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. May you some day have children. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I'm actually really looking forward to having children . . . later in life |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
UdoKier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
2. Challenge her sexism this way. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. The thing is, I've wanted a tonger piercing since I was 10 |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
HereSince1628 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. Show up in draq. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:33 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Eh, don't know about the drag thing. I'm planning on wearing 'klompen' |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Technowitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. Get a tattoo |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:34 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. I'm still working out what I want as my first tattoo |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Technowitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 11:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
72. Mine's a long-stemmed rose, on my right leg, with the bloom in a pentagram |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. show up with a mandate |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. Eh, well, I could . . . |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. what about the trans gender? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:46 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Eh, I think my mom is too accepting of things like that |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:52 PM Response to Reply #21 |
28. show up covered in red dies corn syrup |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:58 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. You must have the best Halloween costumes in town |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:01 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. hmmmmm |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
8. Instant freakout: Bring Dookus home for Thanksgiving. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:44 PM Response to Reply #8 |
18. So can I borrow him for like a day? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
10. Make an impact by showing up in your nice suit |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:39 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Or how about a suit with the green hair and tongue piercing? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
magnolia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:43 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. That's what I was thinking.... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Sporadicus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
12. Is That Any Way to Treat... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:41 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Yup, sure is. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Sporadicus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. 'Bored' Was the Correct Word, Then |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:50 PM Response to Reply #14 |
26. then freaking her out might involve being a born again, |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
20. Tongue piercing is for sissies - pierce your throat |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:55 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. Uh, throat piercing? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:15 PM Response to Reply #29 |
45. Oh it ain't that bad |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:21 PM Response to Reply #45 |
52. Hmm, interesting . . . |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:27 PM Response to Reply #52 |
57. Infection is rarely a problem |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
22. I know the perfect way to freak her out...... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:49 PM Original message |
I'd have to rob some castle in Austria to get the crown |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
27. Well damn! My plan has fallen to ruins! Ruins I say! |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:56 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Drama, it's ALWAYS drama with you |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:59 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. *sputters* What'd you do that for!? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:01 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. You fainted, silly. How else was I going to wake you up? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:06 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Ivanna |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:07 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Mrs. Ivana Tinkle |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:08 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. HAHAHAHAHA! |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Nah, an embarassing name will add to the effect. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:16 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. Ivanna |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:18 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Ivanna |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:19 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. dassit! |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:21 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. Yay! |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:24 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Now, just tell me when and where and I shall act as your |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:27 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. K, you're gonna need to be at the Oakland international airport |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:28 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Sounds good. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:41 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Dress . . . provocatively |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
benny05 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
23. Get your hair dyed gray |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:58 PM Response to Reply #23 |
32. Eh . . . okay, looks like even I have limits |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
benny05 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:43 PM Response to Reply #32 |
67. How about buying a Wig like Dana Carvey wears when he's W |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Placebo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
24. Piercings always do the trick. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:00 PM Response to Reply #24 |
34. She might at that |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Justitia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
25. As a mom, w/a son your age.... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:06 PM Response to Reply #25 |
38. So, then no problem looking kinda freaky when I get back |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Justitia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #38 |
43. Nope. As long as you are clean, with no health-threatening piercings |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:14 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Exactly. I win. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
wolfgirl (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:31 PM Response to Reply #25 |
61. As a Mom |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:44 PM Response to Reply #61 |
68. The more I think about it, I think she would laugh at me if I came back |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
wolfgirl (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:48 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. Just go |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:52 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Yes, and she'll enjoy my cooking |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
40. tell her you wanna marry Joe Strummer. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:16 PM Response to Reply #40 |
46. I doubt my mom knows who he is. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:40 PM Response to Reply #46 |
62. how old is your mom that she wouldn't know who Joe Strummer is? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:42 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. She's in her mid 50's, but i'm sure she never listen to the clash |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
HeyManThatsCool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
47. I thought this would be a good joke |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:29 PM Response to Reply #47 |
60. Whoa, pretty cool grandma |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
DrWeird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
51. Henna maori style facial tattoo. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:23 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. Ooooooo, that's EEEEEEEVIL . . . . |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
56. I probably wouldn't do anything, but I'm like that. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Zerex71 (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
65. Best way I've found yet is to not be married by the time you're 34. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
66. Yeah, tongue pearcings are conformist. How about chopping off your arm? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 07:45 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. Do you know how much blood i'd have to clean up if I did that? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-24-05 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
73. tell her you're a Scientologist eom |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) | Mon Sep 16th 2024, 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
Advertisements [?] |
Top |
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge |
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.
Home | Discussion Forums | Journals | Store | Donate
About DU | Contact Us | Privacy Policy
Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.
© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC