couldn't we have a nicer way to say fuck you?

[mopaul]

some people think it's too harsh, and even the sign of a weak mind, but seriously, just what other phrase is there to relay the feeling but not say 'fuck you'?

i've been thinking about this all day now.

[Beaverhausen]

1. Guckert you?

[CubsFan1982]

2. Kindly please frig away?

:D

[Redstone]

3. How about "sod off?"

Or a much milder Britishism, "Very well, then..."

Redstone

[mopaul]

6. and now i will say good day to you sir....

....good day

[PurityOfEssence]

4. I've always found "die screaming in hell, motherfucker" to have some oomph

...but that's just me...

[Aristus]

5. "I'd like to make love to you"?

It's a nice way of saying the same thing, but it's liable to be misinterpreted. :7

"Fuck you" is harsh for a reason.

[Gyre]

7. How about a

"you want to do something about it?" as a follow-on? I mean really. A "fuck you" isn't worth a damn if you aren't ready to fight.

Gyre

[hangemhigh]

8. How 'bout...

"Fuck me to tears" A personal favorite.

[ikojo]

9. What if we say please

f*ck you? I was taught to say please when I wanted something.

The please could also be added at the end of the request to f*ck you...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. You don't say "Fuck you" when you want to be nice.

What's wrong with lobbing a big ol' "Fuck you" at some dipshit who deserves it?

But there's always "Bite me," which is not very nice, either, but is just a tad less harsh.

[disgruntled_goat]

11. mao ta `laa!

it's cantonese, and i find it satisfying to holler.

[mopaul]

12. Hey! Innuendo!

it's Italian

[Left Is Write]

13. No, because if one wanted to be "nicer" about it,

one wouldn't say "fuck you" to begin with.

[Arkana]

14. How about "Please go fuck yourself?"