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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:04 PM
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can we all agree on God's name? I say it's Brad, just a feeling I guess
although i used to lean toward Mindy, but lately, if i smash my thumb with a hammer i find myself screaming 'Braddammit!'
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:05 PM
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1. his name is Gedjfdisofjasudhsadialsuhdeasua!
Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 09:09 PM by Stop_the_War
Try pronouncing that!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:06 PM
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2. He told me His name is Nigel.
No self-respecting Supreme Being would go by something as informal as Brad.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:09 PM
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5. you are both wrong
her name is Debbie
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:08 PM
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3. NO!! we've been the victims of a typo
HIS name is Gord.
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Starkraven Donating Member (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:08 PM
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4. Howard, of course...
as in "Our Father which art in heaven, Howard be thy name."O8)
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:12 PM
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6. Everyone know's it's Art.
thou art beside thyself; much learning doth make thee mad

thou art old, and thy sons walk not

for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:13 PM
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7. his name is "that name which must not be spoken"
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:16 PM
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9. Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
He just said "Jehovah!"
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:13 PM
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8. I thought it was just Dammit
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:17 PM
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10. Well, the Christmas card says "from Choo-Choo & the gang."
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:17 PM
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11. Ronald Reagan!
Ronald Reagan's Risen Today; he'll Al-ways Screw Ya!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:19 PM
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12. His name is Huitzilipochtli
Which is why the majority of my investments are in The Greater Mexico Obsidian Knife Conglomerate and Ixiptla Enterprises.

Khash.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:19 PM
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13. I was thinking more "Fred". God strikes me as a "Fred."
"Fred help you all!"
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:19 PM
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20. If you are right about that...
then it's Fred Mertz.

Khash.
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:20 PM
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14. I Am
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 10:10 PM
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17. Unfortunately, this leads me to an earworm.
I'm hearing Neil Diamond.

"I am I said.
To no one there.
And no one heard at all
not even the chair."
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:23 PM
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15. I'm leaning more towards Chad
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 09:47 PM
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16. God's name is Gladys Goldstein
everybody knows that gees :eyes::evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 10:11 PM
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18. WRONG; IT'S PAT
:D
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 10:40 PM
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19. I Can Agree with Myself That It's ------------mopaul!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t
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Michael Ruggiero Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:41 PM
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21. God name is this
{soul} the inside underneath or unseen portion of
{spirit} water that carries any other properties
Now that you see what they did to the word and the word was God and is this word the only thing that can take water and dust and make flesh just a small that multiplies 10 times over at 98.6 and when it fall to the water and everything was just right it fermented and from that ferment did God put air and in that air so did the mist of Gods spirit rise and come back to the dust and bring life to everything for his small movement in the dust did make a void and fill it with love and spirit.
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Michael Ruggiero Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:45 PM
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22. Lets try this one more time
{soul} the inside underneath or unseen portion of
{spirit} water that carries any other properties
Now that you see what they did to the word and the word was God and is this word bacterium the only thing that can take water and dust and make flesh just a small bacteria that multiplies 10 times over at 98.6 and when it fall to the water and everything was just right it fermented and from that ferment did God put air and in that air so did the mist of Gods spirit rise and come back to the dust and bring life to everything for his small movement in the dust did make a void and fill it with love and spirit.
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Michael Ruggiero Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:48 PM
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23. My post
Its would seem that when I past some thing here I better preview it first
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 12:06 AM
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24. According to an old hymn, His name is Andy.
as in: "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
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njdemocrat106 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 12:08 AM
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25. YHWH
I'm committing blasphemy just by typing His entire name!
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