Excuse me while I get on my soapbox

[DS1]

*ahem*

People that get dogs, regardless of means, should be made to train their dogs a series of simple tricks - most importantly "Shutting the fuck up", and tested on a yearly basis. Should the dog fail the annual exam, the owner shall then be shot in the head.

*Thank you*

[JimmyJazz]

1. Follow Up Question:

WHO THE FUCK PISSED ON YOUR CHEERIOS???????? Inquiring Lizards want to know?

[DS1]

2. Follow up Answer:

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU START REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN PLURAL FORM???????

[JimmyJazz]

3. On Rebuttal:

FUCK YOU - I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MINE!

[DS1]

6. You're barking up the wrong tree

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[JimmyJazz]

9. Oh! Good comeback there, Mr. Snappy McWisecrack!

you win. :P

[miss_kitty]

7. It's obvious

a dog did it :P

[GOPisEvil]

4. Wow...straight to shot in the head?

Not beaten to within an inch of his/her life? Interesting. Not saying I disagree necessarily, but interesting...

[DS1]

8. Too many dogs to be tested for a cheap method of measuring

'within inches of life' on a owner by owner basis.

People with seeing-eye dogs will only have their legs broken.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Sounds good.

Clear out some of the clutter while we're at it.

[Canuckistanian]

11. I would prefer "being slapped senseless"

For the first offense only. THEN the shot to the head.

[miss_kitty]

5. I'm working on 'STFU'

only I am phrasing it as "No Bark" and "Hey hey hey now!" She's pretty good. the only time she loud barks now is when she's yelling at me.

[HEyHEY]

10. And fed to their dogs

[DS1]

12. If you insist.

At that point my work is complete.

[fishnfla]

14. There's a trick to getting them to shut the fuck up?

and you expect people to be able to teach 'em that? how 'bout dogs teach humans to crap on the lawn?

Its like the blind leading the blind

[DS1]

15. Then about a year from now, we're going to have a lot less

noise pollution.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I hear ya! And I'm with ya! And I agree with ya!

No pussyfooting. It's time for the democrats to show that we, also, are tough on crime. Fuck 'em - you get one chance, you have all year to train them properly. If you can't do it, fuck ya, you die. Plain and simple.

One strike and you're out.

[DS1]

17. Or.....!

You could just give up after 11 months, and not have to worry about highspeed lead. Of course, that year is NOT subject to resetting, you get another dog, you got one month. Fucker. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Absolutely! And I might that anyone with a subwoofer in their car

also gets shot in the head. And no, there isn't any "chance" to take it out first, or any freebie "test period" or anything.

Plain and simple - if you have a subwoofer in your car, you die.

[DS1]

19. I've already drafted up the plans for the localized seismic

activity triggered telephone pole mounted Hellfire missiles.

Or as it's more fondly known LSATTPMH

(my electronics expert was Welsh)

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Beautiful!!

If I were president, you would have all the funding you want.

[Radical Activist]

20. Good call

"shutting the fuck up" is the most important dog trick. You might also require people to take a course called "Why owning a dog over 100 pounds in a tiny house or apartment in a crowded urban area is real fucking stupid, dumbass."

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. And a class on "Keep your dog leashed" means "Keep your dog leashed"

[datasuspect]

23. Execution style or gangland style? n/t

[DS1]

24. I've put Nguyen Ngoc Loan on retainer

If that answers your question.

[datasuspect]

25. bully for you

chilly for those dog owning pod-people

[SOteric]

26. Can we have an even more swift justice

for people who let their dogs poo on your front walkway and can't be bothered to remove the offending pile o crap?

/loves dogs really, just thinks people should be responsible for their pets and their pet's behaviour.

[DS1]

27. hmmm poo-bullets

I think you might be onto something there...

[JimmyJazz]

28. Oh! Hear! Hear!

I hate that shit -- no pun intended! I see it all the time in the city and it drives me nutso! I hate when I see people out walking their dog and they obviously have no method of "curbing" it. blech