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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:39 PM
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And here are MY plans for the rest of my life. How do they sound?
I'm 37.

Tomorrow I'm going to walk up to Save-On and buy a can of pumpkin puree to mix into Millie's food, to prevent the return of her bowel obstruction.

I figure some point in the next twenty years, I'll buy a corvette and chase around after 20-something cocktail waitresses named "Tiffany".

I'd like to see Japan.

Then I'll get my own bowel obstruction, and die.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:40 PM
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1. preparing for your mid-life crisis?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:46 PM
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2. No mention about happy hour at the "The globe"
Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 11:48 PM by HEyHEY
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:48 PM
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5. Ah, Captain Forgetful... I'm no longer in "Surrey by the Sea"
I'm in Victoria...

And not exactly a patron of, er...burlesque.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:49 PM
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6. Matters not
I knew you moved, however the globe is not too far away!
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Merlot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:46 PM
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3. Pumpkin puree for bowel obstruction???
Never heard of that before.

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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 11:47 PM
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4. fibre!
Cats don't mind the taste of mashed pumpkin, as long as it's well-mixed into their wet food.
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 12:03 AM
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7. You have brightened my day
With your pumpkin/cat clog knowledge. I never would have known that.

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 12:07 AM
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8. What if her name is Britney
Will that mess up your plans too much?
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 12:07 AM
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9. aren't you going to take a boatride to vancouver one of these days?
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