There are times that I want to be a bad boy, but I have to stop myself

[MrScorpio]

Polls that choose between beavers and clams, or between oysters and snails
Naughty pictures of babes and the interesting places they place their beers
Calling a few people "Bitches"
Detailed descriptions of what I would do to certain DUers if I were allowed to get my hands on them
Porn Star birthdays
A double entendre festival
Odes to lesbian love
and all other kinds of general mayhem


But I don't because it just so happens that I don't feel like getting tombstoned yet.

You guys are oh so lucky that I have some self control.

[Wat_Tyler]

1. You have self-control?

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

2. Lucky doesn't begin to describe it...

:hi: :)

(I don't see what harm a few odes to lesbian love would do though...)

[MrScorpio]

3. They would be romantic

I'm no Sappho, but heck, they would be tasty

[arwalden]

4. And Don't Think That It's Not Appreciated...

... because it is! :hi:

[SarahB]

5. I know the feeling.

A warped mind with a strong sense of ethics at the same time is a burden to bear. :D

[tigereye]

6. that would be me, as well, SB, at times

:hi: