The "What's on Your Hand, Jackass?" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"...smells like doggie doo...feels like doggie doo...tastes like
doggie doo...GOOD THING I DIDN'T STEP IN IT!"

[Arkana]

1. "Ha! Jeb owes me five bucks! He said I COULDN'T wipe my ass

with my hand!

[4morewars]

2. "These Belchins have messy chocolate"

[Jade Fox]

3. From his expression it appears he's just.....

wiped his nose with the FRONT of his hand, rather than the back.

It doesn't get much more retarded than that.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Hey, Karl, that remindifies me, we need toilet paper on Air Force One

[Demit]

5. Ah love munchin those chocolate-covered pretzels...

[zbdent]

6. Ugh, "Mallrats"

ewwwwwwwwww.

[Aiptasia]

7. Which hands do Arabs wipe themselves with? Eat with? F*ck it!

[leftofthedial]

8. Pootey poot tol' me that Yurpians don't have toilet paper

Just use yore hand, he says. Good ol' Pooty poot. This works purty good. We'll have to fire the White House toilet paper guy too.

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Ha! I sure fooled ol' Laura. She thought

if she smeared shoe polish all around my genitals that I wouldn't play with myself. . . . Ha!"

[underpants]

10. See I told you Putin would use those old KGB tricks and make him eat sh*t

you owe me five bucks

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

11. Air Force One is out of toilet paper...AGAIN!

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. These guys will never know I was just in an hot

blackface routine back in my room. Glad I had time to wipe it all off."

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. If you zoom in on it....

It looks like a bruise. What has the Pretzeldential Klutz done to himself THIS time????? :wtf:

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. kick for the added pic

:kick:

[uppityperson]

15. Where, when is this pict from? found link elsewhere DU

Looks like a bruise to me. Slimey git, isn't he?