The subject for today's flame fest is...Puppies are way cuter than kittens

[yvr girl]

Kittens suck. Worse yet, they grow up to become cats. And we all know that dogs are better than cats.

*puts on flame-proof suit, grabs shield and hits 'Post message'*

;-)

[MissMillie]

1. How sweet it would be if no one took the bait.....

*MissMillie is suffering from a severe case of wishful thinking*

[Worst Username Ever]

2. I agree with your post and am enjoying my popcorn.

[Demit]

3. no argument here. Two words: puppy breath.

[tridim]

9. One word: Claws

and one phrase: Kittens think it's fun to run full speed, jump on your back and dig in deep with their claws.

Not to mention Kitten/Cat breath is much worse than puppy breath. IMO of course.

I'm a dog and cat owner so I have the right to judge. :)

[Demit]

er, I meant puppy breath as a good thing. Most dog owners do.

It's one of the world's most wonderful smells, to a dog person. You would be the first dog owner I've ever met who thinks it's anything but. :(

[SemiCharmedQuark]

34. Oh thank goodness! I thought I was weird!

I love the smell of my dog's breath and hell, even the smell of my cats breath. I love everything about my furry children!

[tridim]

40. No no no.. I don't mind puppy breath at all!

I do mind cat breath.. It always smells like fish and my cat never eats fish. Why is that?

The only dog smell I don't like are farts. Which unfortunately are fairly common in my breeds.

[skypilot]

4. How dare you!!!!!!

:mad: :wow: :nuke: :spank:

[barb162]

5. puppies are cute but they grow up to become dogs

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[yvr girl]

41. You should be sent to jail for doing that to your dog!

I'm calling PETA.

[Worst Username Ever]

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[Worst Username Ever]

58. Like anyone could even know that.

Napolean.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

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[yvr girl]

28. That is so offensive, I can't believe you said that.

You are sick, sick, sick.

[Worst Username Ever]

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[yvr girl]

37. Bite me.

[Worst Username Ever]

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[yvr girl]

49. Like that's supposed to make it right

People like you can justify anything that fits your agenda.

[Worst Username Ever]

53. Fine. Be like that.

I've had enough of this argument.

[yvr girl]

61. Just because you can't put together a coherent argument

go ahead and run

[Worst Username Ever]

66. I hate you for your grammar.

You did not put a period at the end of your sentence, and therefore I win this argument.

[yvr girl]

70. At least I know how to spell moran

You should know - you are one.

Are you happy about the period?

[Worst Username Ever]

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[Worst Username Ever]

78. You are so transparent

I knwo what your motives are at DU.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

110. You're no liberal n/t

[yvr girl]

118. Listen you Red State wacko

It's people like you who are ruining this country.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

46. LINK???

[Worst Username Ever]

55. Its common knowledge!

Like I have to provide a link for that. You are framing your own argument.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

59. Is that what they say in...

Freeperville?

[Worst Username Ever]

64. ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT!

That is cleary against the rules!! I use lots of punctuation so I can better get my point across!!!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

79. I don't know how THAT is supposed to justify anything

[Worst Username Ever]

81. I take it common sense was never your specialty?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

86. I don't think it's common sense to bait people

like some people (you).

[yvr girl]

83. Most of us choose to learn something from history

You're free to be an idiot. Who am I to deny you.

[Worst Username Ever]

84. I think you're BOTH trolls.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[yvr girl]

88. What makes you conclude that I give a flying fig what you think?

[VelmaD]

7. Since DarkPhenyx is no longer around to say it...

I will...

Cats are food. :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

11. Yes, but only at ...'sketchy' restaurants

The kind that get nasty-grams from the health department.

[VelmaD]

15. Not necessarily

He still gets all pouty and snarky at the delivery boy when he orders the "carnivore delight" pizza and it doesn't include cat.

[ET Awful]

8. Pffffft, coming from someone who hurls their kitty into a snow bank

this doesn't mean much :)

[tridim]

12. I thought the snow bank story was hillarious

Cats can take it. :)

[Goldmund]

10. The only flame you'll get from me is for stating the obvious.

[BBradley]

13. Puppies aren't cuter than kittens, but

they do taste better.

[Mr. McD]

14. You can keep them both, they just die on you anyway.

Meditations on Turning Eight, by Lisa Simpson

I had a cat named Snowball --
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping --
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

:cry:

[Willy Lee]

18. ((Laughing))!! Thanks!

[AllegroRondo]

16. Kittens

"The thing about a kitten is that
eventually it becomes a cat."

Ogden Nash

[demnan]

17. Cats may have some bad qualities

but at least they don't eat each other's shit. I love dogs but . . . cats rule.
'Nuff said.

[Jackpine Radical]

19. This may not be the best moment to ask me.

My wife has given me permission to go home & kill or at least severely maim our golden retriever. We live in the country & he ranges freely on our land & the neighbors' farm. Last night he insisted on going out about 9 pm & spent the whole night under the full moon chasing rabbits or something. (Maybe he becomes a were-person & goes to barts. We don't know.) He came home this morning & is sleeping off whatever he did last night. My wife was lying awake worrying about him like when you have a teenager out somewhere in the family car. He's neutered btw.

[demnan]

20. You may live in the country

but you can still have a fence, right?

[Jackpine Radical]

107. Don't really need a fence.

We live about 800 ft. from the nearest country road, & he never even goes near it as far as I know. He pretty much stays on our property or the neighbors'. The neighbors are good friends & consider themselves his foster-parents.

[yvr girl]

21. 2 minutes for buzz killing

I miss hockey

[Beer Snob-50]

27. change of subject for uno momento

why do canadians have sex doggy style?


so they can both watch the hockey game!

[yvr girl]

35. Not this year

Options have opened up considerably.

But don't get my thread locked.

[Beer Snob-50]

39. i wuldn't do that.

[yvr girl]

85. No guts no glory

[Beer Snob-50]

92. OHHHHHHHHH

may your kitty be part of my lo mein tonight for supper!!!

[yvr girl]

94. what about dessert

I bet we could get away with almost anything in this thread. I'm sure the mods have stopped looking.

[Beer Snob-50]

100. don't make me do it...

okay, i want your two....large.......luscious.......


scoopsofcookiedoughicecream.....

[yvr girl]

102. You're such a bad pirate

[Beer Snob-50]

103. but i am sooo cute!!!

:evilgrin:

[China_cat]

24. They both suck

raise fish. You can flush them when they give you trouble.

[yvr girl]

56. fish are for frying

bunnies are for stew.

[China_cat]

63. Sounds good to me

Trout almondine, anyone? Original recipe Brunswick stew?

[Bouncy Ball]

36. this morning, my daughter was soooo cute!

She woke ME up, and then she complained about no milk in the house, so I said make some toast! Figure it out! You don't have two broken arms, do ya?

Then, it was so cute, we found one of her old sippy cups! Can you believe that???

After that, I signed her report card and told her she's grounded for yet another report card with bad marks on behavior (talking at inappropriate times, being polite, working well in groups, being on task, etc). For a WEEK. No friends, no phone, no nothing.

She was upset, but she doesn't act that way at home, so there's no reason for her to at school.

So then anyway, she got out her bike and I followed her to school, then came home.

Aren't kids GREAT???

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

38. La, la, la, la, la,la *this is so boring*

*I want to talk about me* I am the centre of the universe and children just puke in the salad bar.

[Worst Username Ever]

48. HEY!! What if they were poor and homeless

and haven't had a meal for 3 days and had charity vouchers while on a trip with a broken car with no where to go on the way back from a funeral for their dead mother who left them in further debt because of her gambling problem and drug problems and that is why they can't get a job for the carsick children! YOU ARE NOT A LIBERAL!

[yvr girl]

52. they're freeper children

so they can burn in hell

[Worst Username Ever]

60. LIKE ANYONE COULD EVEN KNOW THAT!!!!

TALK IN ALL CAPS TO BETTER GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!!!!!!

[yvr girl]

65. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW

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[Bouncy Ball]

97. Hee hee.

[VelmaD]

47. Good lord and butter...

what's with all the deleted messages? Wowee. :shrug:

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[VelmaD]

54. oh heeee

you guys are a laugh riot. *snort*

[yvr girl]

57. don't encourage them, they're both bastards

[Anarcho-Socialist]

62. Oh please, you were the one who posted this flame bait

[yvr girl]

67. Don't pretend you're innocent in this matter

[Worst Username Ever]

69. There you go again.

Not putting periods at the end of your sentences. It is clear who has the superior argument.

[yvr girl]

73. Talk to the hand, buddy!

How do you feel about that punctuation mark?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

75. Disrupting, are we?

[yvr girl]

80. You are a Troll

go back to where you came from.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[Lorien]

71. Obviously, you never met

THE MIGHTY QUINN!



Actually, I love both cats and dogs (and the youthful versions of each). Is that so wrong?

[yvr girl]

76. He'd be perfect to sweep my floor with

;-)

[RetroLounge]

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Bite Me...

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:hi:

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RL

[yvr girl]

90. You don't know the first thing about puppies

[RetroLounge]

96. Dead Puppies aren't much fun...

Dead puppies aren't much fun
When you call them they don't come
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died last fall
That's him lying in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun

You can't make them beg for food
You can try - it's no good
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They won't roll over, they won't play ball
They'll play dead, that's all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

When you pick them up they sag
When you walk them it's a drag
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mummy isn't feeling well
I think she doesn't like the smell
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Not much fun

RL

[yvr girl]

98. Sick, but funny

I take back any offensive comment I made against you.

[RetroLounge]

99. Why? I like it when you are offensive...

Remember, the best defense is a good offensive post...

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

101. I'll remember that for the future

:hi:

[Hand]

91. Ah... but...

Baby bunnies trump all!

[yvr girl]

93. They make a fine stew

yum

[Hand]

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

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[snooper2]

104. They are better after you skin them...

[yvr girl]

105. I'll post next to you so you won't get killed

They'll aim for me instead.

[snooper2]

106. Thanks!

:hi:

[auburngrad82]

108. Puppies are the best

Kittens are ok if you like fluffy crap but puppies are great.

[hoi polloi]

111. What would they say of this post

If a veterinarian submitted it? :)

[Guy Fawkes]

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[progmom]

123. I love that I'm not the only one

...with a silly link.

[sparky_in_ma]

114. "Sigh" It has to be done for all kitty lovers.

[yvr girl]

117. So you think it's ok to torch dogs

That's just sick.

[UrbScotty]

119. Agreed (nt)

[miss_kitty]

120. BITE M-Deleted message

Screw these html tags :grr: Why does 'unfit for command' work, but nothing else does-oops that's ATA

[eyepaddle]

121. No luck on the cute kitten picture :(

I gotta have a cute kitten picture! :)

[Midlodemocrat]

122. Speaking as an animal 'liker'

I like them both equally. Ha. Ha. Ha.