Guess the DUer by something they would NEVER say.

[Beware the Beast Man]

I'll get things going with an easy one:

"The Bay City Rollers are TRULY the Only Band that Matters."

[WoodrowFan]

1. night train?

[southpaw]

2. Wat Tyler?

Or maybe Chavez...
No, wait! RandomKoolZip

[Susang]

3. "The Proclaimers are my favorite band EVER!"

:evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Now that's definitely Wat Tyler

[Susang]

9. Correct!

:D

[Fenris]

4. JimmyJazz

Because we all know that's something Wat_Tyler would say.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Correct!

:toast:

[Fenris]

10. The last part gave it away.

I'm surprised more people didn't pick up on it.

[JimmyJazz]

7. I think it's me, too.

How about:

People who use profanity are uneducated individuals with no respect for the beauty of the English language...

[Fenris]

12. That fits about 95% of the people here.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

15. That is correct!

:toast:

fuck - i didn't think anyone would get it so damn fast. Shit - I suck.

[Fenris]

16. Fuck no you don't!

:toast:

:D

You're the fucking best!

[Zuni]

70. the stuck up knee jerkers on GD?

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

5. Wat Tyler

[southpaw]

11. Here's One:

Gun ownership should be encouraged, as the proceeds from the purchase of firearms benefit the noble and benevolent gun industry!

[4morewars]

18. Adolph Hitler ?

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future! - Adolf Hitler, April 15, 1935

[southpaw]

23. I didn't realize der Furher was a registered DUer...

[4morewars]

32. Ooooops, my bad

He's not a registered DUer. Actually, he's dead !

[southpaw]

35. But his BRAIN is still alive...

Frozen, using 1940's era cryogenic technology...


Actually, the Bush administration makes me wonder if, perhaps, the brain of Hitler may have been thawed and put to use!

[4morewars]

38. Der Fuhrer certainly would be proud...

of this bunch of fascist thugs. You can figure out their next moves by opening a history book, the chapters on 1930s Germany. In fact some of the same corporations are still involved !

[NoPasaran]

63. His brain was on DU

But was banned during the 2004 Primaries flamefest.

[Bunny]

13. The DaVinci Code? Best book ever!!!

Said by a certain Houston Texan who moonlights at B&N.


:P You know who you are, :hi: guy!

[Fenris]

14. Richardo!

[Bunny]

17. You are correct, sir!!!

He secretly loves that book, I'm guessing. ;)

[Richardo]

42. Message for you, Bunny...

[Bunny]

46. Awwww....

:*

[Susang]

19. "I was never in any influential band in the eighties from Chicago!"

:evilgrin:

[fudge stripe cookays]

22. Bwa ha!

It's that guy from NASA! Or something.

FSC

[Susang]

30. Give the lady a Kewpie doll!

You win the prize! :hi:

[XNASA]

66. That's debatable.

"Band from the 80's?"....Yes!

"Influential?" More like influenza.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. "I am sober."

[VelmaD]

24. Uh...wouldn't that be everyone but Kleeb?

:)

[Fenris]

25. whoisalhedges

[eyesroll]

21. "I love washing dishes."

:D

[Fenris]

26. Beware the Beast Man

:D

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. I wanted someone else to guess.

Quite clever, you! :hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. My three favorite words? Bitch, ho & slut!

:D

[VelmaD]

28. pick me! pick me!

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. "Bewitched- what a bunch of meaningless tripe that was."

[WoodrowFan]

33. Arwalden (easy one)

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. "Fart is funny."

[eyesroll]

44. Accounted for.

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. FART. IS. FUNNY!

:grr:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. "I hate the Firesign Theater"

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Randy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. I find the scent of patchouli offputting.

And I bathed today.

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. The Welsh are a well-behaved people. It's the Scots who shag sheep.

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Please, Hedges, have another serving of vindaloo.

Have some more lentils and beer, while you're at it.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. That Amber chick

[eyesroll]

51. Pretty much anyone who's ever been in a car or Koolzip's apartment

with you.

Edit: Damn, meant to reply to Hedges, not Chavez.

[Magrittes Pipe]

56. The official list of DUers horrified by the by-products of my digestion:

Blue-Jay
dolo amber
eyesroll
prolesunited
RandomKoolzip
South of the Border Paul

Anyone I'm forgetting?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

60. story of my life

[Beware the Beast Man]

43. "Hunter Thompson's dead? I'm speechless."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

50. Snark alert!

:thumbsup:

Superb work!

Will Pitt

[VelmaD]

54. He could've just gone with...

"I'm speechless" and still been correct. :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. Ba doom tiss!!!

:)

[Richardo]

47. Jude Law: Overrated pretty boy

:P

[Bunny]

52. Swoon!

[Richardo]

55. Boy, it *is* uncanny how much we look alike.

:)

[Bunny]

64. Oh, I'd tell you that you've got him beat any day, but then you'd

get all cocky and impossible to live with, so....


B-)

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

49. I don't know who sucks the most, the Red Sox or the Patriots...

...this one is practically a "gimme"

[Richardo]

53. John Coltrane: derivative and formulaic

;-)

[elperromagico]

57. Chavez!

[Richardo]

58. Correcto, elperromagico

:thumbsup:

[Beware the Beast Man]

59. "Using eye-catching words like 'CONFESS' in threads is crass."

[rbnyc]

67. Lynnesin!!!

:loveya:

[Richardo]

61. "I DECLINE TO KICK YOUR ASS."

[rbnyc]

69. Skittkes! (nt)

[elperromagico]

65. "What was the #5 song on 9/14/68? How the hell should I know?!?"

[rbnyc]

68. Night Train! (nt)

[elperromagico]

72. Well done!

:D

[Beware the Beast Man]

71. "I'm through supporting the Cleveland scene. Time to move elsewhere."