Dr. Claims Former Lover Stole His Sperm (They Never Had Sex) - Suing

[matcom]

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A Chicago doctor has won the right to sue his former lover because he claims she caused him distress by making him a father against his will.

Dr. Richard Phillips claims Sharon Irons stole his sperm and used it to impregnate herself six years ago.

Phillips' lawsuit contends that he and Irons never had intercourse but did have oral sex three times. He said Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his semen and used it to impregnate herself.

A Cook County judge dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003. But Tuesday an appeals court panel reinstated part of it and sent the case back to the lower court.

But the appeals panel did affirm the lower court's decision to dismiss fraud and theft claims against Irons. They agreed with Irons' lawyers that she didn't steal the sperm.

http://www.wftv.com/family/4228579/detail.html

[punpirate]

1. Very sensible of the judges...

... it's very apparent that he gave it to her. :P

[Elidor]

2. I hate it when women steal my sperm

[unblock]

3. how on earth would one go about PROVING that you never had intercourse?

especially when you're admitting having oral sex?

[Hand]

4. Reminds me of a very bad sperm bank joke

It involved a woman wanting to make a sperm bank deposit. You had to be female to tell it (as indeed the teller was, BTW), and you had to puff out your cheeks and bulge your eyes...

:+

[underpants]

5. Sounds like what happened to Boris Becker

Okay he was there so it didn't just "happen" to him. I couldn't find a good link but Becker didn't have uh you know actual procreative sex with her in the broom closet. Quite a "Save" by her apparently.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1158564.stm

Broom cupboard


Ms Ermakova, 33, says she met Mr Becker in a bar in London's Metropolitan Hotel and later had sex with him in a broom cupboard in Nobu, a Japanese restaurant on the premises.

[jswordy]

6. Hmmm...reminds me of a Ted Nugent song!

Spit It Out

http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,140080,00.html

LOL!