The A-Little-Language-Is-a-Dangerous-Thing of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Gee, I love listening to him. Russian sounds like Pig-Latin with a mouthful of peppers. It's great hear what it sounds like. What did he just say? 'My twisted needle has dirty panties-ville' or something. . . . Damn. I love it!"

[underpants]

1. W:Okay and then I do what? Oh Okay hehehe you talk funny then I do what?

Oh Okay sure

[Fenris]

2. W. is "reckonin'": "I wonder if I took off Valdimer's belt..."

"And pulled on his torso...I wonder if he'd have another, smaller Vladimer inside him. And if I did the same thing to that Vladimer, would there be an even smaller Vladimer inside him?"

[zbdent]

3. W: "If I lean forward just enough, I can blame it on the chair . . ."

[jswordy]

4. Putin: "Yer fly is unzipped!" DUHbya: "Huh?"

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "Mister President Bush...

...have you been smoking these wacky tobaccky flowers, again?"

[skip fox]

6. Putin is saying, "Sure you can eat flowers. Your aids told me you weren't

too fast . . . but I mean that in a good way. . . Why don't you try nibbling on thos flowers over there while my photogrphers get their cameras ready? . . . I promise you'll like 'em. . . . Honest injun. . . . Hope to die . . . etc.""