Phew! Led Zeppelin is really a Christian rock band.

[Goathead]

I guess this means I am not going to hell for listening to them. They must be Christian, right here Robert Plant acknowledges the lord, and it sounds like he "witnessing" in 'Heartbreakers'

But I'll just keep on rollin' on
With the grace from the Lord above

They also have angelic themes on their album covers:

[jswordy]

1. Uh, does that mean when we purchase their music we are...

...buying the stairway to heaven?

:wow:

[Goathead]

3. Yeah-ess, my child, it does indeed.

That "stairway" may ONLY be purchased through your contribution to the church of Zepp! Can I get a "Praise Jimmy!"?

[democracyindanger]

2. But when you play Stairway backwards they say "sweet Satan"

Sorry.

[Goathead]

4. That is a warning!

That although the fruits of the serpent may be sweet, it is only the pathway to everlasting darkness that you will know, if you partake of those fruits. Plus, who plays their records backwards, don't you know you will ruin them that way? Plus, what's a record? And how do you play a CD backwards?