The new carpet in my office is giving me acid flashbacks.

[Magrittes Pipe]

It looks like Doug Henning exploded.

[jeff30997]

1. Whoa man ! Send me a piece of it !

:hippie:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

2. That should make the workday more interesting!

:D

[terrya]

3. The carpeting in my area looks like Victor Buono exploded.

Who picks out this crap, anyway?

[Richardo]

12. That is both hilarious *and* disgusting, terrya. Kudos!

'Victor Buono' :D:thumbsup:

[arwalden]

4. So... What's The Deal Here?

Are you touching your tongue directly to the carpet? Snorting carpet dust? Rolling the carpet fibers and smoking them? Or just melting them in a spoon so that you can inject it?

Whatever method you're using... it can't be good for you! Give it up man! Step away from the carpet! We're here to help you... we're all friends here... you're in a safe place. :hug:

[XNASA]

5. Spirits of illusion, I call to thee....Booga! Booga!!!!!

For some reason, whenever I think of Doug Henning, David Steinberg weasels his way in to my head.

[CatBoreal]

7. I miss Doug Henning....

...he made Canadian Politics interesting. :cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Stop munching it

[XNASA]

10. New girl in the mailroom.

That's my guess.

[asthmaticeog]

8. Flashbacks rule.

It's like free acid!

[tigereye]

11. says the man with that creepy picture of * and the bunny?

is it a bunny? It scares my kid, that's all I know. ;)

I hesitate to ask what flashback THAT was from.

[xmas74]

13. Flashbacks can be great!

They are like my bonus for staying clean (though I haven't had one in years).

[jdots]

9. Hey I got a deal on the carpet so sue me

It's allways my fault,now you're gonna complain that I don't pop for the better flouresant bulbs or the muzak bothers you in the afternoon . you're fired and stop with that l.s.d. stuff you hippy carpet sniffing(not munching ) leftist.
sincerly Nigel P. Shmengar vice president in charge of bad office furnishings.

[xmas74]

14. Then I need to direct all of bitcing towards you!

I want a new office chair. Some idiot broke mine and the boss says that I have to live with it.