I'm doing absolutely nothing

[MissMillie]

I have assignments to post and rooms to reserve and yet I just can't bring myself to do it.

Someone light a fire under me, eh?

[hfojvt]

1. I think you over-estimate yourself

You are probably still respirating, and perhaps even reading this post. Although, considering the quality of the humor in this post, that may very well count as "absolutely nothing" in every practical sense.
Here's your fire:
:nuke: :grr: :kick:

[dubyaD40web]

2. Me either...

I'm pretending to be at work but am at the bar using thier wi-fi.

[tigereye]

3. I did finish and fax a report

but that is about it. Kid had a late start to school and so did I. ;)