Jeff Gannon is back and asking for YOUR email!

[benburch]

Don't disappoint him!

[e-mail]

I just sent;

To: [e-mail]
From: Ben Burch
Subject: So, is George Bush really hung or what?
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:37:21 -0600

Those flight suit pictures were suggestive, but you've SEEN it!

--
-Ben Burch

[xmas74]

1. Yeah!

I am notorious for letterwriting-I will gladly drop him a line!

[blm]

2. Careful...they may be collecting ammo from intemperate dems to use

to excuse the male prostitute as a poor, put upon martyr for the righteous cause.

[benburch]

3. They cannot use anything against me!

I'm out of more closets than most people HAVE closets!

[blm]

6. heheh....no...never you, darlin'.....

I specified "intemperate" dems.

You...you're pure genius. ;)))))

[progmom]

4. where is he asking for our e-mails?

[benburch]

5. Right on top of his web page!

It says "Write Me".

Cannot get more clear than that!

[Dr.Phool]

7. Ask him questions about his weapon.

[benburch]

8. Like...

What caliber is it! :)

[uppityperson]

9. How long ago is the past- my letter to JimmyJeff

JimmyJeff,

How long ago is the past?

I saw pictures of you in various poses, including urinating, on your websites a week ago. You were also advertising your services for $200-400/hour. These websites are not active today, but they were when the "liberal websites" started checking into you a couple weeks ago. Now you claim these "liberals" are after you because of mistakes you made in the past, and that these "questionable" websites were several yrs ago. I do not know if you were spread across the internet several yrs ago, but you were last week. With prices (which, by the way is illegal, but that's another issue, so to speak).

So, I would like to know how long ago do you consider "the past" is?

[benburch]

10. Good one!

:yourock:

[uppityperson]

11. plagiarism letter to JimmyJeff, having fun here

JimmyJeff,

Did you know that plagiarism is illegal? Do you know what plagerism is? I'm not sure if you learned this in your brief journalism training, so will tell you. You can copy bits that other people have written, but must give them credit for it. If you do not get them credit, you are claiming the writing as something you did. This is called plagerism.

Perhaps you should spend some of the PayPal money you get for a dictonary or another journalism course to be able to avoid these potentially costly mistakes in the future.

Sincerely, me

edited to try to fix spelling (plagarism plagiarism, plagerism?)

[Debi]

12. If we contribute to him

Is it considered a charitable contribution for federal tax purposes? :shrug: And do we receive any services in return? :puke:

Will he make sure to have taxes withheld from and contributions he recieves (knowing his previous tax problems) :shrug:

Has anyone made a media request yet? ;)

[benburch]

13. Write and ask!

See if the $200/hr rate still applies.

[Debi]

14. would I still get the 'bargin' of $1,200

for a weekend?

[benburch]

15. I'll bet he's raised his rates!

Now that he's famous and all.