I think I can update the DU Universal Flamebait® now...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Mods: this is a JOKE!

Religion is wrong! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! All drugs should be legal! Don't let them murder Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Dean would not have done any better! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! Won't the Pope just die already? Don't support the troops! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Terri Schiavo is already dead, let her go! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Do you eat murdered animals? Kerry let us all down! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

[yvr girl]

1. You forgot Poland

and mothers.

[dean_dem]

2. Damn, the man does his research!

[crispini]

3. You also forgot

cats vs. birds. :eyes:

[Dr.Phool]

4. You were making perfect sense

Until you got to KLEEB KLEEB
KLEEB!

[DelawareValleyDem]

5. What about

"Oasis is way better than the Beatles"?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Duly noted

This is an ever-changing work of art.

Edit: threw in Charles and Camilla too.

[Crunchy Frog]

6. How about: Cats,

thems makes good eatin'.:9

[sparky_in_ma]

15. I'm sorry, I'm sure you're very nice

but today has been designated "National Protect the Kitty Day". It pains me to have to do this.

[AZCat]

8. You missed a couple

Da Pope, Terry Schiavo...

But other than that - good work! :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Added. And "murdered animals" too. (nt)

[Debi]

10. Isn't Kleeb protected under some obscure law?

Or at least a County Ordinance?

[AZCat]

14. That would be the...

"Protect Kleeb and Parimutual Betting Act of Pima County".

(we had to shoehorn him in at about 3:00 AM)

[Debi]

17. Your government at work for you!

:evilgrin:

[enigmatic]

11. You forgot "the childfree are child haters"

Good list, though;)

[Midlodemocrat]

12. You spelled morons wrong, you moran.

[KitchenWitch]

13. What about gay prostitutes with no journalistic training

SHOULD have WH press creds.

[sundog]

16. don't forget vomit

:P

[graywarrior]

19. there ya go

:puke:

[Padraig18]

18. Deleted message

:P

[terrya]

20. What? Nothing in there about Christo?

:-)

[graywarrior]

21. RAPTURE

Vegans vs. Meaters
Bob Dylan is GOD
Paul McCartney is dead
Paul McCartney sucks, John Lennon is GOD
MAC vs. PC's