"Coming up next, an illegal downloader will be beaten to death by U2."

[underpants]

Top Ten Things Overheard At The Grammys
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050214.shtml


Top Ten Messages Left On Paris Hilton's Cell Phone
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050222.shtml

10. "You probably don't remember me, but we had sex about 3 weeks ago."


Top Ten Most Common Questions About The Gates
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050218.shtml

10. Why?

9. Twenty-five million for drapes?

8. Will it improve my cell phone reception?

7. When I get mugged by a guy hiding behind a giant curtained arch, which city agency should I sue?

6. What's this I hear about filling up Central Park with Crisco?

5. Where do I report a gate-jacking?

4. This is a joke, right?

3. If you rearrange the letters in "Christo" you can spell "Ostrich".

2. Would you describe this more as a colossal waste of money or a colossal waste of time?

1. Is it urine-proof?

[underpants]

1. 10. Why?

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