I love me some Angry Ass Jesus. ..

[Scaramouche]

Abstinence

The Roman Catholic Church is talking about how condoms don't block AIDS. I don't know what to say about that. And taking the vow of celibacy doesn't prevent pedophilia. What is wrong with them? If they oppose all forms of birth control, then when do we get to actually fuck? Or how do we get to fuck? Do they promote pulling out? Douching with a Coke right after? Only taking it up the ass? So now since the Vatican has issued the health warning about condoms, which they justify is just the same as they have about the hazards of smoking, there has been a major spike in HIV infection, with more than 42 million wrestling with the virus. Okay, condoms are not 100% protection, but 90% is better than nothing, or 'abstinence,' which nobody practices, never did, never will.

The Pope is one press release away from selling indulgences to buy space in heaven, like in the days of Martin Luther - not the King, the father of Lutheranism, Catholicism Lite. I am so angry, I don't want to just rip up a picture of the pope. I want to rip him a new asshole, wearing a condom, and I don't even have a dick, but this is the one time I wish I did. Fuck you John Paul whatever the fuck your fucking name is you fucking gold vestment tall ass hat wearing shit head. Why don't you just fucking die already? Doesn't God need a personal assistant? Fuck Fuck Fuck you. No seriously. Fuck you. You are not God's representative. God would not do that to people. God loves unconditionally. All are welcome in the true House of God. We need Angry Jesus to storm the Vatican right now, kicking out the money changers and the temple prostitutes and the child molesters. I love me some Angry Ass Jesus.
More: http://margaretcho.com/blog/blog.htm

[opiate69]

1. religion+science......bad bedpartners

Personally, I would have thought the church would have stopped trying to be authorities on science after the whole "sun revolves around the earth" fiasco...

[Don_G]

2. Smile, Let "Him" Go....

Get his address and if you're still in a mind to next month, sign "him" up for every piece of junk mail and/or spam he's entitled to from every "Fundie" you can find on the "Net.

If he feels it "his" duty to convince you, then you have every right to "drop" him into an equitable arrangement under the same circumstances.

Of course, that's not the offical position of the Mods and Admins at DU.

:evilgrin:

[binaryline]

3. I love me some Margaret Cho

Thanks for pointing the way to her blog, btw. Cho's "Letter to Todd" bit always makes me cry a little bit (in a good way).