With this post....

[u4ic]

I've entered the 700 club! :scared:

Do I have to start healing people, or handling snakes?

Or will I just make a ton of money and get to buy a big house in Palm Beach?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. You start quoting scripture, and get an overwhelming urge to

hang out with Pat Robinson.

[u4ic]

6. As long as that's the only urge for Pat Robertson

:puke:

[KitchenWitch]

2. you are required to become a freeper toadie for 100 posts

Just kidding, get out of there quick, you may get burned at the stake.

[u4ic]

7. Now I'm one step closer to getting out : )

maybe I should change my siggie line to "Bush rocks!" in the interim?

[KitchenWitch]

13. don't do that

you might get tombstoned!

[montana_hazeleyes]

3. Be afraid, be very afraid.......

"They" know you're not really one of "them".

[u4ic]

9. I will watch my step and check under my bed at night

Dang! They've already infiltrated my computer!



Aaaaaaaaaaaaah...

[tjwmason]

4. You're not suffering along

With patience, companionship and prayer we will all get through this eventually.

Alternatively, just go with your final option.

[u4ic]

5. If I slick back my hair and put on a nice new suit

will you donate to the cause?

[ikojo]

8. Many Americans have used religion to enrich themselves

Why not take this opportunity to ask us for our "faith offerings." Use said "faith offerings" to build yourself a very nice home (complete with pool). Erect a large cross on the property so that you can claim it is a "church" and thus avoid paying any property taxes.

[u4ic]

10. I like your idea

Thanks! Come and use the pool anytime! :hi:

[ikojo]

11. You need an adviser....you just don't offer the use of your

pool....you say that the pool is filled with HEALING WATERS. for a nominal "faith offering" of $500, believers may immerse themselves in GAWD'S HEALING WATERS. Praise him!

Creating a slick flyer complete with pics of formerly handicapped people walking is sure to attract the faithful.

[u4ic]

12. YOU'RE HIRED!!!