Some of you are SO DAMN CUTE!!! I just want to

[Bouncy Ball]

pinch your cheeks and give you a noogie and maybe some rug burns and a wet willie or two to show you my lasting affection.

Oh you DUers. You slay me with your cuteness. I'm going to call all of you Cutie McCuterson from now on, ok? Come over here, lemme give you a half Nelson.

[GOPisEvil]

1. But none are so cute as you!

Signed,

Cutie McCuterson

[Bouncy Ball]

2. No you are

Hottie McHotterson!

:9

Now get over here for that half Nelson, you!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Only a half-nelson?

Oh, that's right - you're married. If you were single, I'd get the FULL Nelson! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

24. You KNOW it!

:9

[yvr girl]

3. She's not only cute...

She's bouncy too.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. I have a large collection of sippy cups.

[yvr girl]

9. So do I. I use them when I'm really drunk...

I hate to waste vodka.

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Would you like to discuss

the comparison of cloth vs. disposable diapers?

Or who the hottest classical composers were and how they might have been in bed?

[yvr girl]

27. I can't do icky, so disposable diapers are out

I threw up on a baby once.

I think Mozart would have been totally hot. You have to like the wild ones.

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Franz Liszt.

ROWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR. I am in love with a guy who has been dead for many years, how SICK is that?

He was so freaking hot.

[yvr girl]

38. We could get in more trouble by speculating about DUers

I think Matcom is kinky. All that spanking...

[Bouncy Ball]

42. Shhhhhhhh

(Rabrrrrrr)

(GOPisEvil)


(I have radar for these things)

[GOPisEvil]

46. Man...you buy a guy's painting and suddenly you're an item?

Oh well, at least you link me to a guy with taste. :D

[Bouncy Ball]

52. You bought a painting of Rabrrrrrr's?

When I type his name, I count out the r's because one time I didn't add enough and he called me a "fripping frapping motherfucking bitch."

It was such a turn on.

[GOPisEvil]

53. Yeah, the painting above my fireplace is a Rabrrrrrr original.

[Bouncy Ball]

56. Wha?

I don't remember it, dammit. I had no idea! How cool is that?

How weird that you ARE connected in that way.

This makes for a new angle in my thoughts.

[GOPisEvil]

63. I'll show it to you again at some point.

I saw his whole collection, and that one stood out to me. Easy payment plans available, too!

[Bouncy Ball]

65. I'm sure you will show it to me again at some point.

LOL

(I'm having too much fun here.)

On a serious note (!!!!) I'd love to see.....Rabrrrrrr's....body of work.

[GOPisEvil]

71. Ask him! He'll show it to you!

My painting is #254. :-)

[Bouncy Ball]

74. He'll show it to me????

You mean all I had to do was ASK?

Damn, all this time I was plying him with speed metal lyrics and calculus talk. And all I had to do was ask.

Hey Rabrrrrrr, let's see your stuff.

[GOPisEvil]

76. He used to link to a website, but I think his site is down.

I even got a REAL LIFE Certificate of Authenticity!

[yvr girl]

47. We both know that

GOPisEvil is a wild one. Why else would we always be fighting about him. BTW, he's mine.

[Bouncy Ball]

50. BTW, I've seen him in person.

Case closed.

[yvr girl]

55. What makes you think I haven't?

We have at least one secret tryst a month. You saw him at a party. Big deal.

[Bouncy Ball]

57. trist? What's a trist?

Jealous. You know you haven't seen him in person.

[yvr girl]

66. A tryst is always in person

They're kind of...naughty

(OK, sometimes they're on the phone, but I'm not sure if they technically count.)

[Bouncy Ball]

67. I was messing with you.

Tryst.

Oh I see. Phone stuff with GOPisEvil. Oooookay I see how it is.

[yvr girl]

73. You have no idea.

We actually got married. He's moving to Canada.

[Bouncy Ball]

75. You'll have very cute babies

and he'll be happy to be out of Texas.

I'll try not to plunge into a black despair the likes of which has neve before been experienced by any human being.

[GOPisEvil]

78. *ego stroked*

:D

[yvr girl]

82. Honey, don't read post 79

I don't know what I was thinking.

[GOPisEvil]

85. Hey...just get me that Canadian citizenship, and all is forgiven.

;-)

[yvr girl]

88. I might keep you after all

I can get a Brit passport too.

[GOPisEvil]

91. I can get a Greek passport!

We can travel Europe!

[yvr girl]

79. Surely you must know, a person like me doesn't want babies

I'm just going to use him for sex for awhile and then toss him aside. I'm kind of old fashioned, plus I like weddings.

[Bouncy Ball]

81. Well, then you got the using him for sex for a while then

tossing him aside part right if you plan on getting married.

KIDDING!

I bet he'd be ok with being used for sex for a while. A boy toy, as it were. A yvr girl plaything.

[yvr girl]

84. I want a vast collection of boy toys

Doesn't every girl? I want to be the J-Lo of DU.

[Bouncy Ball]

86. You're just greedy, that's all.

I can barely handle one.

[yvr girl]

89. Ginsing and green tea

You need to keep up your energy. Also, lots of stretching.

[Bouncy Ball]

90. Well, it's mutual.

He can hardly handle me, either. We are well-matched.

And that's all for that!

[GOPisEvil]

18. So she's

Bouncy McBouncerson?

[Bouncy Ball]

26. (off topic)

I'm going to be in Austin the weekend of March 19 for that big march and stuff. Yay! LynneSin will be there! I've seen her ass, now I get to see her face!

[GOPisEvil]

28. Kick ass!

South by Southwest is going on simultaneously, but we'll get the gang together for the march and a meal of some kind to have a hangout.

[Bouncy Ball]

33. I love SXSW, but it's gotten so fucking expensive!

Fuckers.

But I'm all about the march and stuff.

[GOPisEvil]

36. It is expensive, but it's still worth it.

I love having the week off from work being a music slacker!

[WindRavenX]

5. I dunno...

...how cute can I be when I reek of vodka and E.coli? :P :P :P

[Bouncy Ball]

7. You are highly cute.

So I give you one wet willie.

[WindRavenX]

10. EWWWW

How is THAT a sign of appreciation?!!??! :P

[Bouncy Ball]

16. It is a special Bouncy Ball sign of love.

When I slob on my finger and then unexpectedly ram it into your ear, it means I really care.

Maybe it's a Texas thing. :shrug: GOPisEvil would LOVE it!

[GOPisEvil]

22. I just love the attention!

[WindRavenX]

23. I see.

I accept my fate, then :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. vodka and E.coli?

Oh my....

[WindRavenX]

19. it's the scent of a bio major

We seem to enjoy the vodka.
Nothing really I can do about the E.coli...they fuckers smell yo!

[Redstone]

6. Awwww,

shucks.

Redstone

[Bouncy Ball]

8. Hey stop running off!

I want to pinch your cheeks. On your face.

[MichaelHarris]

12. I'm all about the

cheek pinching :)

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Ok I'll do a double pinch on you,

two for the price of one.

And even a good head shaking while I've got your cheeks between my fingers!

[MichaelHarris]

31. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I've been noogied by a hottie

[Bouncy Ball]

34. A hottie?

Where?

[MichaelHarris]

39. that's what I heard

I think there was a hottie thread once here and you made the top 3, either that or it was the girls gone wild video Matcom has.

[Bouncy Ball]

45. Eh? You're just making that up!

But thanks! Just for that, you get TWO wet willies! First I do one, then when you get mad, I promise I will NEVER do it again and I do it again immediately!!!

[MichaelHarris]

49. mmmmmmmmmm

wet willies, arethey even allowed on DU anymore? Nuttin' leads to luvin' like a good wet willie.

[Padraig18]

14. Awwwwww!

Can I have an Indian rub?

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

17. Ooo yes

and then I'll "frog" your arm, just to really show you how much I care!

[Padraig18]

20. 'K....

:D

[JimmyJazz]

25. You are quite the cutie yourself there darling...

lemme pinch *your* cheeks! Wouldja hold still for a sec?

[Bouncy Ball]

29. You are getting me confused with someone else!

How about my face?

:7

[JimmyJazz]

32. I know what you look like! And, I stand by my original statement!

Don't you know by now that I know everything! Well, everything lounge related that is :7

[Bouncy Ball]

35. You are my personal Jesus.

Bet you didn't know THAT!

HA! Caught ya!

When I REALLY love someone, I wet my finger, then run it down the front of their glasses. Do you wear glasses?

[JimmyJazz]

41. Rarely - I wear contacts mostly - when I really love someone, I do this:

[Bouncy Ball]

48. Oh I only do that

when I go up in a very tall building and flash everyone down below!

It's my expression of love for everyone!

Either that, or Thelma and Louise just need to be freed every now and then.

[Cuban_Liberal]

37. What about me?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

40. Well you checked in to the thread

which means you get.......me hugging you so hard, I actually lift you off the ground!

(I'm freakishly strong, I can actually do that to my husband and have. He hates it.)

So get over here! I already gave Paddy an Indian burn and a frogged arm!

[Cuban_Liberal]

43. Here I am!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

51. I've seen your pic and you are NOT cute -

you're:

[Bouncy Ball]

58. SMOKIN

(translation for anyone who can't interpret that)

[Cuban_Liberal]

62. *blush*

Thank you both.

:)

[jonnyblitz]

60. yeah you are!!

:P so is your sidekick!! :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

64. If I saw Paddy and Cuban in person

I'd say "DAYUM." Then I'd say it again. Then I'd embarrass myself by staring at them a bit too openly and too long.

[JimmyJazz]

68. we could sit next to each other and wipe one another's chins at

appropriate times - how does that sound?

[Bouncy Ball]

69. Oh that would work.

Maybe we could just put on some drool bibs.

But first we should talk about drool bibs to yvr girl for a long time.

[JimmyJazz]

80. I am not speaking to her without first donning some asbestos panties!

Jeez - I didn't know there was any such thing as "flame bait magnet."

[Cannikin]

70. You are too cute for your own good. Just EVIL cute.

[redqueen]

44. hehehehehe... half Nelson

You're pretty durn cute yerself! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

54. NO YOU ARE!!!!

Now I shall tackle you to the ground.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

59. hmmmm...half nelson...with your arms or your thighs?

[Bouncy Ball]

61. Both, I'm very limber.

[Patriot Acts]

72. Is this one of those touchy-feely high school wrestling coaches....

....maybe a priest?

[Bouncy Ball]

77. I am neither a wrestling coach nor a priest.

I am, however, a Bouncy Ball. No sexual innuendo involved.

Now act cute so I can thumb wrestle you!

[Patriot Acts]

83. AWWW.....this is the sweetest little thing I have ever seen

...makes me wanna molest something!

[Bouncy Ball]

87. ????

Don't know where you're going with this.....

[ScreamingMeemie]

92. Your screen name is the cutest screen name on DU. Everytime I see

it I get the warm fuzzies. BTW, when healthy, I can pick up MrG too! We could squeeze each other to death. That would be FUN!!! :bounce: :hi: :pals: