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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:36 PM
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Breaking: A tall black monolith has just appeared in front of the WH.
Thank GOD the Chimp is out of town.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:40 PM
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1. What, he might discover tools?
He's due an evolutionary leap.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:40 PM
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3. And crack someone on the head with them.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:50 PM
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8. ROFL!
THAT was funny!
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:40 PM
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2. He's down at the watering hole
beating a boar with a large bone.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:41 PM
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4. Where Are The Pictures Dammit!
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:44 PM
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5. Evertime someone tries to take a picture, it emits a loud shriek.
And the cameraman is instantly knocked unconscious and the camera destroyed. Sorry.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:45 PM
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6. Voila.
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Baclava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:50 PM
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7. Don't fret...
I saved one for you...
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:53 PM
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9. his monkey posse will check it out for him....
they're on a Republican Party Retreat in the Rift Valley, checking out the African AIDS situation, if you know what I mean.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 09:16 PM
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10. Great, now I have the "Blue Danube" as an earworm
I suppose it could be worse
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 09:17 PM
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11. I always wanted the TV dinners they served in the movie.
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