It's that time again...Family Guy quote thread!

[Arkana]

Next poster in line has to guess the owner of the saying and then post one of their own.

"Oh, Peter...that tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me that way, I'd say, 'OOOOO, that's good.'"

[absolutezero]

1. Clevland

"So thats what Peter's penis looks like"

[Arkana]

2. Correct!

I'll hazard a guess and say...Brian?

[SmileyBoy]

3. Brian

"We'd all be having a good time if you weren't reminding us of our grandmother's cleavage."

[absolutezero]

5. correct

I'm gonna say Peter

"When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless"

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. Stewie

"Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you"

[LSdemocrat]

27. Quagmire

"That's either good cheese or bad meat"

[Huckebein the Raven]

30. Brian ?

[LSdemocrat]

32. Indeed

[lolly]

63. Hey, that's Oscar

From "Odd Couple"

At least originally

"Do you want the green sandwiches, or the brown?"

"What's in the green sandwiches?"

"It's either very new cheese, or very old meat."

"I'll have the brown."

[SmileyBoy]

15. Peter is incorrect

[Arkana]

6. Peter?

"Hello, 911? Yeah, yeah...it's stuck in the window again."

[SmileyBoy]

13. Incorrect

[CanuckAmok]

19. The male news anchor, Tom Tucker

"so, like, can the family understand the baby, or...what's up with that?"

[sans qualia]

26. Future kid

at the end of the Petoria episode.

"Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound!"

[CanuckAmok]

28. Brian, on the train to Rhode Island with Stewie.

"Red-headed lady, reaches for an apple...goes to take a bite..."

[Arkana]

29. Randy Newman after the nuclear blast

"Are you Kate Moss? For someone with no breasts, you've done very well for yourself. Good for you."

[CanuckAmok]

31. Lois.

"They were like stinky little baloons"

[SmileyBoy]

33. Mort Goldman

"My Grand Slam was supposed to come with sausage."

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Ace Frehley!

"Babba booey babba booey howard stern's penis!"

[SmileyBoy]

37. Peter

"I - I'm the only brain cell left!!! Well, at least I have my books..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. was that Peter's brain?

[CanuckAmok]

36. Ace Frehley (or was it Peter Criss?)

"Well, if it isn't 'Miss Wears-A-Hat-All-The-Time'..."

[SmileyBoy]

4. "I am SOOO naughty!!! *bweehhhh-wooooo* Somebody send me out to sea!!"

[Arkana]

8. Stewie?

"Dick Armey? That's funny! What's your wife's name, Vagina Coast Guard?"

[SmileyBoy]

9. Not Stewie.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Peter

"They all look like ants from up here!"

[short bus president]

10. Brian's cousin, the "actor"

;-)

[SmileyBoy]

12. Correct!!!

"I got a question for you - Why are you still here??"

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Quagmire!

"Is it finished?"

"Yes sir, even though none of the other passengers have pillows."

[Arkana]

16. That's Peter and his fort

"You think you have won--you think all is well!--But kiss my green ass--I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL! HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

[SmileyBoy]

17. The Grinch from Joe Swanson's anecdote

"Sunshine and farts. What the hell kind of question is that??"

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Stewie!

I think...I won't post a question until I receive confirmation I am correct.

[Arkana]

20. Sounds like Peter

Here's another in case I'm right:

"Holy crip, he's a crapple!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. That was Peter

"I say, Opie, I'll trade you that baseball for this souvenir bat..............what did you learn?"

[Arkana]

23. Stewie!!!!

"When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose it tickles my brain. Ow....ow! Oh...now I don't know math anymore."

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Chris!

"Smoke......smoke......are you smoking yet?"

[Arkana]

25. El Dorado cigs ad

Subliminal advertising--funny!

"(slurring)I'm not drunk, all right? I just have a speech impediment ... (pukes)and a stomach virus ...(falls over onto the floor)and an inner ear infection."

[Placebo]

22. It's on in T-minus 20 minutes and counting!

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. "That wasn't funny, I thought you guys said you were Jewish"

I know I'm breaking the rules by posting this here, but I just had to offer it.

[noshenanigans]

38. one of the writers in "Mr. Griffen Goes to Washington".

"He's only half-Jewish".

How about this?

"Yea and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issac", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

[SmileyBoy]

40. Stewie

"Nope, nope... He left to manage a Dairy Queen..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. The German tour guide in "European Road trip"

"I think the only reason we die, is because we accept as an inevitability"

I love that quote.

[CanuckAmok]

47. Stewie in the Amsterdam hash cafe.

"And I just plain don't like Black people."

[CanuckAmok]

41. Stewie

"Peter's tie, Peter's tie...because Peter's the guy-y-y-y!"

[noshenanigans]

43. Brian as Paul Shaffer

"Hey.. When you pull that thing in the garage.. does the garage say.. is it- is it in yet?"

[Dave Sund]

44. Peter

"OWWWWWWW! It's eating out the back of my eyes!"

[SmileyBoy]

45. Tom Tucker

"You'll drive drunker than... Oksana Baiul......"

[Dave Sund]

48. Pawtucket Pat

"Good thing Osama bin Laden doesn't know showtunes."

[SmileyBoy]

49. Stewie

"Why hello there, Mr. Paperboy... Got any good news for me today??"

[Dave Sund]

51. Creepy Pedophile

"Dear Diary... Jackpot!"

[SmileyBoy]

53. Quagmire

"If I had a hole in my throat, I'd put pennies in it!!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

55. Chris!

"I'm on vacation. Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm also on smack."

[Dave Sund]

56. Peter

"And remember, kids, say no to drugs!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. Quagmire!

"This house is freakin' sweet!"

[CanuckAmok]

61. Peter

"oh, I'm sorry, Timmy, but you need fifteen tickets to live."

[Dave Sund]

62. Evil Cheezy Charlie

"And remember, nothing says "good work" like a firm, open-palmed slap on the behind."

[SmileyBoy]

64. Guy from the 1956 employee training video

"That's right Peter. And if they get really out of line, you can hit them with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. They won't leave a mark, and they'll let 'em know who's boss. There's nooooo doubt about it."

[Dave Sund]

68. Bing Crosby

"Oh, I'll fix your sink... and by fix your sink, I mean I'll have sex with you..."

[CanuckAmok]

65. Guy in the old "integrated workplace sensitivity" movie

"You know...maybe I'll just keep the sweater after all...well, I better end this before I start to ramble..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

69. Stewie, European Road Trip

"We like being alive,
we like being alive,
we like being alive,
we like being alive."

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. The old guy on Chris' newspaper route

"I don't have to *@(%$^&# impress you."

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. "Look at him - he runs like a Welshman. Doesn't he run like a Welshman?"

[CanuckAmok]

50. Stewie

"The sad thing is, he wasn't always evil"

[Ladyhawk]

57. Chris, concerning the monkey who lives in his closet.

"Look, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant and a fat guy afraid of change."

[Dave Sund]

58. Peter

"My son's going to be the best thing to happen to New York since Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed."

[Ladyhawk]

59. Peter, talking about Chris's artistic debut? n/t

[nytemare]

60. "I'm turning you into poo"

Peter to a twinkie he was about to eat.

[SmileyBoy]

66. That was Chris.

:)

[nytemare]

67. OOps!

Point well taken...LOL. Been a while since I saw that one, can you tell? :)