Confession time: Who just assumed that JimmyJazz mudered Jim Nabors?

[Rabrrrrrr]

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. But the fucker isn't dead yet

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Ah, sonofabitch

I thought he had died. I mean, "been murdered."

Talk about fucking up a joke because of lack of spending ten seconds at imdb.com

Damn.

[candy]

3. Happy and alive on Maui,I think!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Yeah, you're 8 minutes late on that one

[candy]

5. I was late on the alive portion

but not on the Maui portion.

I am the slowest typist on the face of the earth.

[edbermac]

6. Well...golllleeeee....

Looks like JJ got the drop on him while he wasn't looking...otherwise Jim would have greased HER pretty good...

[progmom]

7. i know it seems counterintuitive

...but JimmyJazz is a she.

[edbermac]

8. Ooops...I'll just update it then...

Sorry JJ...

[JimmyJazz]

9. I didn't kill anybody! I swear!

I am innocent - besides, I wasn't even there when it happened. I was with progmom.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Sure, you say that now. But you weren't saying that when you were

bragging about it to your friends at.........THE BORDELLO!

[AlCzervik]

10. he had it coming.

[JimmyJazz]

11. He may have, but *I* didn't doit! I was with you that night!

Remember?

[AlCzervik]

12. listen, no jury in the world would convict you.

[JimmyJazz]

13. and why is that?

:shrug:

[AlCzervik]

20. his penchant for Hawaiian shirts ruined him

[progmom]

21. that's right....we were all together

JJ, chimpsrsmarter and me.


do i have to tell them what we were doing??

[AlCzervik]

22. oh i hope not...they won't understand, it'll be misconstrued

and used against jj.

[JimmyJazz]

23. apparently we were busy muddering people!

[Bouncy Ball]

14. mudered?

That's a new one on me. ;-) How does one muder someone?

[JimmyJazz]

17. crap - someone left out the other "d"

here's how:

[progmom]

19. milk is now coming out my nose

loser!

[mark414]

15. never!

she wouldn't hurt a fly!

[JimmyJazz]

18. not unless they wanted me to!

:7 -

:hi: Benjamin