Have you ever farted in front of people on purpose?

[CO Liberal]

:-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. almost daily

it's my favorite body function...flatulence is funny

[Fenris]

2. Absolutely.

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. My son is the champion of farting on command

He will announce and count down...3,2,1 then let it rip. Ugh!

[CO Liberal]

4. A "Stupid Human Trick"!!!!

Get him on Letterman!!!!!

:-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. I really don't want to advertise that my eleven year old

is a fart machine. And yes, they are rank...we've rolled down car windows more than once because of him.

[shawcomm]

5. Does he give it the air horn pull?

:evilgrin:

If not, you should teach him that.

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. He gives it a pelvic thrust

complete with arm movements...Just as his ass thrusts backward, he lets it rip.

[shawcomm]

11. Wow, you've got a prodigy on your hands.

[Not_Giving_Up]

12. LOL

Well, he is classified as both gifted and special ed at the same time. (He's an Aspie...math in his head all day long, but don't ask him to write a paper.) I do what I can to discourage the super farts though.

[texas1928]

6. great way to make a point.

and win arguments, but you have to be smelly to do that.

[bloodyjack]

7. It's only proper

[cags]

10. Yes, In grocery aisles too just to embarass my kids.

[alittlelark]

13. Has the Lounge sunk to a new low....

or have I just been hanging out in GD for too long?

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. Tonight has been a little odd

We've had threads on farts, shit smells, bra sizes, and breast rubbing. Not the normal stuff for sure.

[xmas74]

15. Of course.

Sometimes it is the only way that I can get my daughter to leave me alone!