How would you react to THIS comment?

[NightTrain]

"Eat shit, fuckface."

I don't think I'd take it as a compliment. Would you?

[KitchenWitch]

1. depends upon who is delivering the statement

From some it could be a compliment!

[enigmatic]

3. To those that think shit is a delicacy, it would!

uh, not that I know any of those types of people I mean..

[mark414]

2. i prefer "eat shit and die"

but that's just me

[Dookus]

4. I'd say

"Mom, no more gin for you tonight"

[Dogmudgeon]

5. And you French kiss your Mom with that potty mouth?

Disgusting, but it has a most unsettling effect on the perp -- rage, or better yet, laughter.

Just be ready to run.

--p!

[bhobbhobbins]

6. I'd reply with the ever classic "Yo Mamma"

[Neoma]

7. how are you responding to that?

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. grandma!

she was always hot-tempered.

[despairing optimist]

9. Isn't that Garbo's opening line to John Barrymore in "Grand Hotel"?

[BuyingThyme]

10. In my world, it could go either way.

(It really could.)

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. If it came from a freeper

You say "You kiss your sister with that mouth?"