Admit it, you've done it...

[HEyHEY]

You've bought a dirty magazine and told the clerk it wasn't for you.

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. I have actually never bought a dirty magazine

Never. Not once.

I did buy fiber pills once and claim that they were for my grandma though.

[chicagojoe]

2. Nope. I've always copped to it being mine.

[xmas74]

3. I only bought one dirty magazine

the issue of Kato Kaelin in Playgirl. I told the clerk it was for me-she said that it wasn't worth it.
She was right.

[Guy Fawkes]

4. nope...

I can't.

[tcfrogs]

5. Nope

I've always proudly said "I'm taking this home and am going to.........

make cookies with it"

[Dark]

6. I always got others to buy me mags. n/t

[alittlelark]

8. That Hitler quote, I assume it's real...

do you have a link, or should I find one? I want that on a Bumpersticker.

[Dark]

9. Yea, here's the link:

http://www.quotationspage.com/search.php3?Search=&startsearch=Search&Author=Adolf+Hitler&C=mgm&C=motivate&C=classic&C=coles&C=lindsly&C=poorc&C=net&C=devils&C=contrib

Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
- More quotations on:
Results from Classic Quotes:
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), Mein Kampf
Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
Results from Contributed Quotations:
And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), Mein Kampf
No one who has not been siezed by the merderous jaws of the viper can know it's poison fangs.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), Hitler
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), His 3rd Public Speech After taking Power.
The stronger must dominate and not blend with the weaker, thus sacrificing his own greatness.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), Mein Kampf
True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), Mien Kampf

[alittlelark]

11. Thank you... disturbing stuff.

[Dark]

12. Yet also disturbingly accurate. n/t

[alittlelark]

7. Nope... mags don't do it for me

I like B/W erotica ... full color glossies are a major turn-off. I get my stuff from bookstores, and do not have to avert my eyes.

[flaminbats]

10. why not me..

I just look at those pictures in Bob Woodwood's books, promise!! :P

[MrSlayer]

13. Nope. I have nothing to hide.

I also haven't bought one of those in years.

[ashmanonar]

14. depends...

i don't buy magazines. that's what the internet is for! :D

although the site i go to is a message board/community that just happens to be filled with naked women. beautiful naked women. :7

[realisticphish]

15. never bought one

:shrug:

that's what the internet is for, my friend :D

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[fleabert]

16. Off topic...would you like another polar bear pic?

great montage... I got this one a couple of days ago...



oh, and to answer your question...no. I wear a paper bag over my head and don't speak. ;-P

[last_texas_dem]

17. Nah

I've actually never bought a dirty magazine. Closest I ever came was buying the issue of Maxim that Michelle Branch posed for. That was embarrassing 'cause I find Maxim to be an unbearably stupid magazine and I didn't want the clerk to think I was buying it for the articles or something!

[realisticphish]

19. hey

i came THIS close to getting that one as well. thank god for the internet and hi-res photos

and, i like her music too. which i download for free. god, i love the net!

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Mojambo]

18. Nothing to be ashamed of. n/t