uh-oh, some guy is trying to save the porn-viewers

[sniffa]

i admit, i Love porno so i frequent some dirty sites. on one site i happened across, some guy started Leaving messages on the board. he's worse than the spammers.
these peopLe make me giggLe.

"Subject: TOMORROW ISN'T PROMISED!

YOU KNOW ON SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001 MANY OF THE VICTIMS THAT WERE
SNATCHED OUT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES WAS PROBABLY LOOKING AT A SIGHT
SUCH AS THIS ONE. A SIGHT THAT GLORIFIES PORNOGRAPHY. BEFORE THEY
KNEW IT THERE LIVES WERE GONE IN AND INSTANT. OR SOME OF THE TRAPPED
AND SCARED HAD TO SADLY CHOOSE HOW TO END THEIR OWN LIVES. BURN TO
DEATH OR SUFFICATE FROM THE THICK SMOKE. GO DOWN WITH THE BUILDING
AND BE KILLED BY FIRE, CRUSHED BY THE WEIGHT OF THE BUILDING, BODIES
DISMEMBERED BY THE COLLAPSE OF THE 2 TOWERS, OR JUMPING TO THEIR
DEATHS FROM THE 1,000 FOOT SKYSCRAPERS. 200- SOME PEOPLE FELL OR
PLUNGED TO THEIR DEATHS ON THAT DARK DAY. THIS ALL BECAUSE OF THE
ESCALATING RISE OF ENVY AND VIOLENCE THAT PLAGUES THIS PLANET YOU AND
I LIVE IN. REPENT MY FRIENDS. TOMMOROW ISN'T PROMISED TO ANY OF
US. MAKE THE CHOICE NOW JESUS OR EVERLASTING TORTURE AND TORMENT IN
THE LAKE OF FIRE. GOD CARES FOR YOU AND SO DO I AND LET PEACE BE
STILL IN YOUR HEARTS."


"I THINK YOUR SITE IS FULL OF FILTH AND LUSTFUL FORNICATION. I'F
YOU WANT TO BE A REAL NEW GIRL YOU NEED TO REPENT FOR THIS CRIME
AGAINST GOD AND ADMIT TO JESUS THAT YOU'RE A SINNER AND YOU WANT TO
REPENT. JESUS CHRIST IS SOON TO RETURN AND TIME IS GETTING VERY
SHORT FOR ALL OF YOU NON-BELIEVERS ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. YOU
ASKED WHAT DO YOU MEN FEEL ABOUT YOUR SITE, PICS, ETC... I'M GONNA
BE ONE OF THE FEW MEN THAT STANDS UP AND DEFENDS THE NAME JESUS.
THIS FORM OF FORNICATION, PORN, LUST ARE SINS BEFORE GOD. JESUS
LOVES SINNER BUT HATES WICKEDNESS. SO YOU DECIDE WHAT TYPE OF A NEW
GIRL YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ONE THAT FLAUNTS OFF PARTS OF HER BODY TO
THE WORLD FOR FAME OR MONEY OR ONE THAT RIGHTFULLY DEMONSTRATS THE
LOVE THE OF JESUS CHRIST BEFORE THE WORLD."

[StopTheMorans]

1. what a piece of shit. judge not lest ye be judged motherfucker

[sniffa]

3. i find it humorous

he had to seek out this site, and sign up for it (so he couLd post).

i hope jesus doesn't check his internet history. :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

9. it is funny. "i hope jesus doesn't check his internet history"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

2. They died because they snuck some porn in the office!

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. And the abortions. Don't forget them. Jesus J. Fallwell told me so

so it must be true! :crazy:

[Zuni]

14. And gay marriage!

We are all doomed if Gays get married! Doomed! :scared:

[Stop_the_War]

4. omg he's blaming 9/11 on pornography. LMAO

[SarahB]

5. Yes, sexuality is evil.

That why God chose it as a means for reproduction for every animal on the planet. That's why God made it feel good. As long as people treat their partners with respect and honesty and the models on those sites are legal and consensual, who the heck cares. They're adults. The dude that wrote that message needs to get laid more. :eyes:

[plcdude]

29. well said

I feel the same way and frankly porn is a real motivator to my wife and myself when things start to get stale. I just don't know what the big deal is.

[skypilot]

49. Your avatar is very sexy.

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

50. So I've been told.

[CornField]

6. Here's the fallacy

This argument only works to produce the intended response if the subject reading it believes the Christian tentaments of faith -- i.e., that there is a heaven and hell.

Since I'm one those who does not believe there is a "lake of fire," I find the whole message quite entertaining. LOL! I hope it made the fellow/fella feel better to type it all out... and I also hope cookies and history have been deleted. It'd be terrible for junior to find this site and all of its naked glory.

[sniffa]

8. i immediateLy poked him with a stick

and used the Lord's name in vain a bunch. :evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

10. Translation of one of his quotes

"I THINK YOUR SITE IS FULL OF FILTH AND LUSTFUL FORNICATION.

what he's really sauings is....I love it!

[Misunderestimator]

11. "I'F YOU WANT TO BE A REAL NEW GIRL"

:wtf: Are you posing as a girl, sniffa??

[sniffa]

13. nope, not i

nugirL is some spammer who posts everywhere to check out her cams, and drunk girLs, and i can't beLieve i took one that big and etc...

it's just a bot the guy was responding too.

[Misunderestimator]

16. Oh man... the underworld of online porn...

:) He was responding to a bot?!? That's funny as hell.

[sniffa]

17. but if he can save just one bot

his work is a success. :P

[HamstersFromHell]

43. So now we know what Grovelbot does in the "off season"

n/t

[mondo joe]

12. So as long as I stick to porn featuring men, I'm okay, right?

It's not that GIRL stuff he seems so concerneed with.

[redqueen]

15. Jesus tapdancing Christ!

Is there NOTHING these nutbars won't link to 9/11?

:eyes:

[mongo]

18. Thanks but I'll stick with the filth and lustful fornication

Or how can I look at porn and still be righteous? I have to warn everyone..

I get couples who do the same thing. Come in to buy a movie and watch it, then report all about it at www.obscenitycrimes.org

I can just tell.....

[Calico Jack Rackham]

19. Holy Crappolla

Sept 11th was caused by people looking at smut?

I thought it was caused by a bunch a right wing lunatic, religious fanatics(like the guy who wrote that message) who decided to pass judgement on others lifestyle.

[Cadence]

20. Porn aye?

And you call *me* a dirty birdy? :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

21. i've seen those pix of you

i stand by my assessment. :evilgrin:

[Cadence]

25. Of which pictures do you speak?

[sniffa]

28. that hot one you sent me

:D

[Cadence]

30. But I didn't send you any...

[sniffa]

31. you're right

you posted it - addressed to me. :D

i was happy with it.

[Cadence]

32. Ahh you mean this one..

[sniffa]

33. hehe - not that one

it was a pic of a part(s) of your body. the parts i'm partiaL too.

[Cadence]

35. Uh oh.. those first few pics were from google

Only the last one that was in black and white.. where I was looking down was me.

I could get one just for you though. My feet are cuter IMHO than those google feet. ;) They're actually the one body part that I allow myself to like.

[sniffa]

36. yay

i'd be happy. :D

[Cadence]

37. Really? O.k. I'll do it then.

Maybe I'll throw in a toe ring... just to spice it up. Don't get near my fire! ;)

[sniffa]

38. oh goody

:D :D :D :D :loveya:

fire? :shrug:

[progmom]

46. so...?

we're all waiting with breathless anticipation...

[Cadence]

47. I have to get the digital camera...

it's at my friends house... :shrug:

[DS1]

22. Sorry, I skip past anything and everything that starts with September 11

.

[DS1]

23. on the other hand

1) Learn the difference between 'sight' and site' you fucking Moran
2) If I want to watch chicks get fucked in the A by two cocks at once in a bathroom stall in Chinatown, I'm gonna watch it! :D

[sniffa]

24. c'mon!

you can use it to justify anything and everything!

don't Like gays - 9/11.

don't Like feminists - 9/11.

don't Like LegaLized abortion - 9/11.

don't Like a certain race - 9/11.

[DS1]

26. On a clear morning in September 2001, it became clear to me that sniffa

must die ;-)

[Cadence]

27. Want to bomb an oil rich country

and make trillions. 9/11

[Beer Snob-50]

34. REPENT SINNER

stop choking thine chicken and make soup for the needy instead.

[progmom]

39. surfing porn sites in the middle of the day?

at work???

[sniffa]

40. if i worked with you

i'd Look at you instead. :evilgrin:

[progmom]

41. you do know how to charm a girl

:9

[sniffa]

42. i can put on a charm offensive

with the best of 'em.

[progmom]

44. charming and offensive?

yup, that just aboutn sums it up...

[leftofthedial]

45. dude is (unwittingly) part of the biggest

mindfuck and screwing of human history

and he's worried about a little good old-fashioned "lustful fornication"?

Moran.

and what is it with these assholes and the screaming all caps in everything they ever write.

I'm about ready to go postal. Vengeance will be mine . . .

[WindRavenX]

48. 9/11 9/11!

Shit, I stubbed my toe- 9/11!!!!!!
:::runs around looney like:::