It's UK National Poetry Day: some limmerick samples

[emad]

On Arnie's first day in the job
He smiled full of cheese at the mob
"Oh really, you guys..
This is such a surprise...!"
Whilst the rest of the world looked agog.

Gina Peach, UK

On Arnie's first day on the job
The state was attacked by a mob
Who saw little humour
In movies like Junior
But strangely liked What About Bob?

Chris Vickery, US


On Arnie's first day at work
We sobbed at his evil smirk
How could they elect
Such a brainless reject
With Bush as the No1 jerk?