Why is golf the only sport where...

[jswordy]

it is great to be sub-par and you can actually say, "I am going to take out my wood now" and no one bats an eye at you?

Are there other sports with such quirks? One can only wonder on a boring Friday afternoon!

[Richardo]

1. ...and you can wash your balls 18 times.

Every guy I play golf with (and myself as well) turns into Beavis and Butthead when they see a ball-washer.

"Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh 'ball washer' huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh etc."

[jswordy]

2. That's true! And the best shot is a "hole in one!" LOL

[gizmo1979]

3. Golf doesn't pass my sport test

If you can smoke while doing it,it's not a sport it's a hobby.

[Skittles]

4. getting it in the hole with as few strokes as possible

nothing sexual about it

[GOPisEvil]

5. Same thing with stiff shafts!

:D