The Meditative Funk of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "How the hell am I supposed to answer that? I SAID we're in a turn-around, didn't I. Now they keep asking me for reasons. Do I have to do EVERYthing? Geez. Maybe I'll tell them to look them up for themselves, and that's what a library's for. Yeah . . . that's the ticket."

[Brucey]

1. Let's see, it's "give money to...

uhmm, oh yeah, my rich friends, that'sit, that's the ticket."

[underpants]

2. Nope no leaks here

:bounce:

[commander bunnypants]

3. chimp is thinking

uh-oh I just doodooed in my pants


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

4. Why do they give me these big words to read?

[regularguy]

5. W: "Oh I'm sorry.

I was looking for the bleeding the government to death conference."

[pdx_prog]

11. Maybe if I

make some pooting noises with my lips they won't suspect that I farted...ooooh....is that trouser chili?

[peekaloo]

6. I ........got..........nothin'...............

[omshanti]

7. hokey pokey time

Ya put your left foot in, ya put your left foot out...
Dang it! I always get confused when I get to this part.

[cosmicdot]

8. W opens his speech book to find a blank page and a note:

Numbnuts, too tied up getting AS launched in CA ... no time to write anything ... you'll have to wing it ... KR

[bobthedrummer]

9. What does aphasia mean?

[bushisanidiot]

10. 'Ahm Gettin' Tarred & Bored, But Mostly Jist Tarred'

'let someone else do this, I wanna go play my nintendo.'

[eileen_d]

12. OMG - that sounds just like my grandma

she's an Oklahoman and an Arkansan... but you got the accent spot-on.

[maxanne]

13. "Ah said the economy

is improving. Ah said mah tax cuts are making the difference. Stop asking me about the damn jobs, okay :mad:?"

[VOX]

14. "How come the letters 'C-O-N' are over mah head?"

"Ah mean, mos' everythans' over mah head, but hey -- are ya tryin' to tell me sumptin' hear?"

[Bossy Monkey]

15. Cut and paste! Cut and paste!

Must have picture of W with just the word "con" over his head. (And it works great in French, too!)