Help my wife has PMS!

[MNDEM2004]

:grr:

[Tweed]

1. I hope you have your flame proof suit on

[steve2470]

2. go hide in the garage hehe nt

[candy]

3. No sympathy from me!

[MNDEM2004]

6. Not even a little?

:scared:

[Placebo]

4. Just walk away. Don't say a word.

Seriously, anything you could possibly say will only make it worse.

[d_b]

5. Get a sixer

and hold up in a motel for the night.

[yvr girl]

7. Try being sweet

You'll get rewarded later.

[sandnsea]

8. No she doesn't

She means every word she says and it doesn't have anything to do with PMS or postms or anything else. Besides, don't you know that just because she says it a little more, er, testily, it doesn't mean she doesn't think the same things the rest of the month when she politely holds her tongue.

:hi:

[MrSlayer]

9. Quick, give her these!

[MNDEM2004]

11. Not even those help!

But thanks anyway.

[CBHagman]

12. You want him to fetch WESLEY CLARK?

I mean, that's extremely thoughtful of you, but whatever will Gert say? (Not a woman to be trifled with!) :-)

[MrSlayer]

15. Yeah I figure Wes can do just about anything.

I would trust no one more in this delicate situation.

[CBHagman]

10. Garden-variety or Queen Victoria type?

I remember reading that Queen Victoria actually threw things at her adored Albert when the PMS harpy was making her monthly visit. Perhaps I'm mistaken about the extent of her symptoms, but it was apparently pretty bad.

Take a deep breath, remember that some men inflict far worse on the world 365 days a year (366 in leap year), and consider administering chocolate. :-)

[MNDEM2004]

16. The chocolate wont work .....

She gets migraines.

[dorktv]

13. Put on a padded suit and tell her to punch out her fustrations on you.

[khashka]

14. Run for the hills!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

It's every man for himself.

Khash.

[benny05]

17. Sorry,

many of us women are not menopausal yet
Crummy to feel crummy

[nytemare]

18. Go rent a heartwarming chick flick

Try Amelie, that is my flick of the day. It would be hard to be pissy after watching that.

[MNDEM2004]

19. No

She would cry too much. Thanks for the suggestion though!

[nytemare]

21. It isn't a tearjerker though!

It is funny and cute. Just some advice from a chick who gets migraines and PMS sometimes!!

[MNDEM2004]

24. It doesn't matter , she will cry at anything right now!

[nytemare]

27. Hey, happy crying is better than anger!

:)

[WindRavenX]

20. sex

Cures my PMS...

[MNDEM2004]

25. I don't think so.......

Her famous words right now are don't touch me.

[WindRavenX]

26. k

It was just something that works for me.
Then again, I've also had "don't touch me coz I feel like I'm a bloated, bleeding sack of shit" days :hi:

[seemunkee]

22. Your screwed

If chocolate doesn't work your in trouble.
Just wait for menopause.

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Oh WAH you poor fucking thing!

Too bad YOU aren't the one who gets to lie in the fetal position on a heating pad dreaming of major narcotic drugs and in constant pain once a month for the NEXT TWENTY YEARS OR SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Uh, I think I have it too.)

LOL!