I am a freeper - ask me anything!

[JimmyJazz]

:silly:

[Swede]

1. Playing with fire JJ.

Be careful

[JimmyJazz]

15. you must be kidding!

ZOT! PING and a pox on your house! :o

[bobthedrummer]

2. Have you divorced your brother yet?

[JimmyJazz]

17. why yes, yes I have - and now I'm gonna marry my cousin.

It's only fair ya know. :silly:

[bobthedrummer]

27. You have them family values nailed down freeper style, JJ!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

29. Now if I could just rid myself of my socialist leanings and learn

to love Sean Hannity...

[Neoma]

3. Is Bush your Lord and savior?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

6. He is, my pet - and I can't wait until he is made KING of the country...

oh - make that "king of the world" - like Leonardo DiCaprio only cuter. :P

[Neoma]

11. gross

:puke:

[JimmyJazz]

19. Shhh - it took all I had to type that!

Don't you make fun of the greatest pretzledent of our times! He's my pretzledent and I'll not have you make fun of him....if you don't like him, maybe you should just move to Canada!

[Neoma]

22. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

[Longgrain]

4. Oh! A freeper unmasking!

I'm hitting alert on you right now!

So long JimmyJazz...It was nice knowing you.

[JimmyJazz]

20. Unmasking! But, but...I just posted a pic in the gallery. See:

[sundog]

5. am I immoral ?

[JimmyJazz]

12. Yes! And for that you must have this:

:spank:

...and I must be the one to deliver the punishment -- only in an effort to make you see the error of your ways :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. But,

you spilled everything properly...... :o

[JimmyJazz]

14. that's becuasse spilling is my spessialty

thank you for your support.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I c

ur such a smarty! :P

[steve2470]

8. is your iq more than your shoe size ? :-)

[JimmyJazz]

21. Why yes it is! And, I have a really great sense of fashion, too:

[Jamastiene]

31. ROTFLMAO!!!

That looks just like so many people I have met in repugland. It's just like 'em. Freeps give me the creeps.

[steve2470]

45. no offense intended, but is this a modified pic of your family ?

again, no offense intended

[JimmyJazz]

53. no - it's a google images hit after typing "mullet"

:7

[progmom]

9. I'm not sure the Freepers would have you.

You haven't been lobotomized yet.

[Chicago Democrat]

10. Are all freepers impotent?

:)

[JimmyJazz]

24. Don't you just wish - but I will tell you that it is immoral to do you

know what anyway other than....HEY - look at this new game I found!

[progmom]

36. Is that anything like Missionary Style Conquest?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

40. Aren't they one and the same?

:o

[chenGOD]

55. Check the updated version...

wtf, why isn't the image link working.

well click on the link (that's no fun)to see the updated version.

[Huckebein the Raven]

13. Can I have your car when you are raptured ?

:silly:

[JimmyJazz]

25. You mean you aren't going to be raptured, too?

Wow - now there's a surprise!

[Huckebein the Raven]

30. I'm one of those non-believers

[yvr girl]

16. Can you guess what I'm having for dinner?

I bet you can't

[JimmyJazz]

32. You always win at stump the freeper - dammit - you could

give someone else a chance once in a while, ya know!

[yvr girl]

33. No chances for Freepers. But I will give you a clue, cause I'm so sweet

Something white
Something red
Something green and pointy

[swag]

23. Do you still favor a little butter on your shit sandwiches?

[NightTrain]

26. Why do your 300-pound women insist on wearing cut-offs and halter tops?

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[MrModerate]

28. How do you hold onto a picket sign . . .

With no opposable thumb?

[JimmyJazz]

34. I am not opposed to thumbs - how dare you! To truly understand freepers,

you have to read the latest Sean Hannity book - it is truly a classic:


































Now do you get it? :P

[khashka]

35. What's it really like to have a lobotomy? n/t

[JimmyJazz]

38. We do not all have lobotomies and we don't all think Rush is God -

We are free thinkers who get all of our information from....that's right...you guessed it...this guy... :loveya:

[khashka]

54. Ok, I revise my question.....

Tell us what it's really like to have both your brain and your heart surgically removed?

Khash.

[Radical Activist]

37. Do you ever imagine you're with George Bush in bed?

You know, when you're with another partner.

[JimmyJazz]

39. AAAAAHHHHHHH - That's enough! you win! I lied! I'm NOT a

freeper and now I'm going to have nightmares - thanks a lot! I try to have a little fun and pretend I'm a freeper and I end up traumatized!


Jeebus, you'll be getting a bill from my therapist - that's for certain, RA!

[Radical Activist]

42. LOL! I feel so proud

You're only the second person I've traumatized today.

[JimmyJazz]

44. Try not to make it a habit! Those therapy bills can get a little pricey!

[Radical Activist]

52. I have a discount therapy plan you may like

It involves lots of alcohol.

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. Fucking A make that three people... that was WRONG man!

WRONG! :scared:

[Radical Activist]

49. I bet they do though!

seriously.

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! OMFG!

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


:scared: :puke:

[Arkana]

41. Can I taser you?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

43. Only if you wear your suit of armor while doing so! Hey! Is this a trick

question? Everyone knows real freepers aren't into the kinky stuff! :P

[Arkana]

47. I thought real Freepers WERE into the kinky stuff

After all, isn't Freeper University (aka Bob Jones) the place where the kink freaks of tomorrow are born? :evilgrin:

[edbermac]

46. Have you ever spanked Jeff Gannon?

Be honest now...

[JimmyJazz]

51. only in my dreams...only in my dreams....alas....alak...oh whoa is me....

:P

[UrbScotty]

56. Are you better off now than you were four years ago?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

57. Hey! George Bush inherited a receshun from that Clinton Dude...

all those years of prospurity and job growth are a figment of the librul's imajinashun. :silly: