No, I am serious.
I saw the object at 1045 PST in the Southwestern sky, Well below Orion and Sirius, but approximately below and between them.
It was an incredibly bright light that shifted between blue, red and white; primarily white though.
I thought it was a plane at first, however, where I work I know the flight pattern overhead and that was outside it. Still it might have been a plane if not for:
- It stayed perfectly still for about 10 minutes.
- It was far brighter than the lights of any plane I have ever seen.
- There were very small white lights darting back and forth from the object and the ground at high rates of speed.
After several minutes of watching, a bright red light appeared from within the larger and brighter object, flew northward for a moment and then took off much faster than anything in flight I have ever seen. A short while later, the larger object stopped sending/reciving the white lights and became much dimmer, then flew off slowly in the same direction as the smaller red light, then took off after a moment at the same fantastic speed.
I tried calling the UFO reporting center, but was greeted with scorn and told that I was just looking at Sirius and it was too late for him to argue with me.
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Anyway, that's my story. This is the only time I can say with absolute certainty that it was a true "UFO" and not maybe just a helicopter or plane or something. --- I suppose it still could be, but I'd like an explaination.