I am leaving DU......Goodbye to my friends and cat-lovers!

[Sugar Smack]

I should be back in about 10 minutes. I have to clean Sophie's litterbox and repair the damage she did to my wicker chair.

I shall miss you. Farewell, and may the Force be with you.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Come clean mine too! *l*

[pnorman]

2. Make sure you bring back some photos of your kitty!!!

Or NEVER come back!!

pnorman

[UrbScotty]

3. DON'T GO!

:-)

[Sugar Smack]

4. ooooooooo! *perks up* are you begging me?

(pant pant)

WELL, THEN..Maybe I can let the wicker chair thing go for now. It's always been something of a death trap, anyway. But I MUST clean her litterbox!


:) ;) ;) :7 :bounce: :bounce:

[KG]

5. no, please, dont go.

i, um, really mean it. don't go....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Sugar Smack]

6. *unfurls hankie* *dabs eye*

goodbyes are hard, but I wouldn't be doing this without a REALLY good reason *chokes a little bit*

[NoPasaran]

7. Sure, in a forum as big as DU there are bound to be a few idiots and troll

But most of the "kitty-bashing" threads are in response to the idiotic feline policy of the Bush** junta. I know that most DUers sincerely appreciate and honor the service of the individual cats.

[Sugar Smack]

8. I really don't know how much more of all this cat-bashing

I can take. My Sophie does her job every day, to the very best of her ability, and this is the thanks she gets????

[Stop_the_War]

9. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

:silly:

[Sugar Smack]

10. I mean it's just bash, bash, bash, everywhere I turn.

I have to be on Sophie's side in this. I know you'll just turn around and call me a cat-monger.

[Stop_the_War]

11. Cat-monger!!!!!!!

:P

[Sugar Smack]

12. YOU just don't have any idea what my kitty goes thru-

she's proud of what she does. She's so proud, she keeps her tail in the air. I think she deserves some respect, and all you guys do is see her flaws. *pulls slightly away from computer* don't....know...if I..can take...much more...

[Sugar Smack]

13. and if any of you ever want to win an election-

I SUGGEST you stop posting all these dog threads. They really make my blood boil, if you want to know the truth!


:silly:

[Donailin]

14. FOFL!

Just finished reading the vetswife thread. But this post is the reason I would never leave. I identify too much with the sense of humor so many here have.

Thank you :-)

[Sugar Smack]

15. See? SEE? *stomps foot*

THERE is a brave and dedicated feline fan. I'll bet Donalin took time out of his busy day and busy schedule and busy life to actually THANK a cat. Stopping to thank a cat. It only takes a minute but it means a lot. How many of us can really say we stopped to thank a cat today?

[Donailin]

16. well, now that you mention it

right after that post, Bob (my cat) was hanging on the screen door outside in the snow begging to come in and get fed.

I did oblige him, however reluctantly, I might add. Contrary to his wishful thinking, my life does not revolve around him. <g>

[Sugar Smack]

17. god, I like that word, "begging"

and I have to say, there are only two types of people in the world- the cat-thankers and the cat-bashers. *sniffle* It looks like YOUR heart is in the right place. May the Force be with you, Donailin. If only everybody in the entire world could be like you, the world would be embracing cats instead of misunderstanding them. It warms my heart and does my heart good.


:D

[Sugar Smack]

18. Here's a little poem I wrote and then you can resume

your begging me to stay...

A Cat, by Sugar Smack. "ahem."


A cat. Proud and Dutiful
Like the American flag, and beautiful........
A Cat.
I salute you.
Don't let this world pollute you.
A cat.
Let the frippery and flags unfurl..
In this bad oyster of a world, you're the pearl.
A Cat.



:cry:

[yvr girl]

19. I can't take it anymore

I'm so sorry that I said I would sweep my floor with your kitty. I was so wrong....but I've been drinking again and I was on a bender...I'm a mean drunk....I need help.

:cry:

[Sugar Smack]

20. Oh, my God I'm boo-hooing right along with you-

*starts Beethoven's Seventh Symphony*

Benders are fine. Benders are great...you don't need help for your drinking! You only need to re-adjust your thinking completely and just stand up and be a proud patriot. My cat is highly decorated, you see. She has a rhinestone collar and 3 little jingling metal tags- if that doen't tell the world what a proud cat she is I don't know what will!!!!!!!!!!!Tell me, should I have put up a great number of pictures of her before deciding to *choke* leave?

[yvr girl]

21. I can't be a 'proud patriot'

I'm Canadian...and we can only express intense emotion at hockey games...now, we don't even have that...we're all suffering because of it.

You sound like you have a stylish kitty...kind of Marilyn Monroe like...I think we do need pictures...LOTS of pictures.

...still I don't think I can ever forgive myself for my horrible behaviour. :cry:

[Sugar Smack]

22. I shall post extra-huge pictures

of my brave little servant to the world, and of myself standing proud and tall, and it will be a magnificent gesture for all the world to see. And after that, I may put up more pictures of myself. (When I finally learn how!) But yes, that is what I will do. In the meantime, I think you can make it up to me by baking me a cake. I'm partial to vanilla with extra-sugar icing!

[yvr girl]

23. I'll try

Last time I made a cake, it looked like my kitchen had been attacked by a chocolate monster - chocolate mousse everywhere - ceiling - floor - fridge - walls. It's been about 13 years - hopefully it will go better this time.

[Sugar Smack]

25. *perks up*

this is EXCELLENT news! With vanilla cake you can NEVER go wrong! This is not to say I'm bashing chocolate. I would never be so insensitive as to bash chocolate. And I know that chocolate monsters have feelings, too, so I'm telling you right this very minute, if I see a chocolate-monster-bashing thread, I'll bite its bunny head off.

And while I'm at it, maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee and START drinking so much beer! Care to join me?

:toast:

[Itascapark]

24. Please, for the love of GOD!!!!!!

Don't leave us...hot baths and backrubs every night if you stay!!!!

[Sugar Smack]

26. *stops hyperventilating for a second*

*snuffle*

did you say....BACKRUBS? :loveya: cake and backrubs, backrubs and cake! Hot baths with apple-scented bubbles. Ahh.

[Itascapark]

27. And...

A big fluffy, white robe.:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

28. Will you stay if I stay?

*gently tries on robe* *carresses damp cheek with sleeve*

It FITS!! And it's so SOFT!!

[Itascapark]

29. You "talked" me into it...

Now, what did I do with that massage oil...? :evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

30. I'm leaving DU

TO GO GET A BACK RUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


:beer: :9 :7