sick of being lonely and poor....time to marry myself off to a rich woman?

[Blue_Tires]

certainly there has to be some young, beautiful, educated and liberal heiresses that could grow to love me and my LARGE endowment (of $30,000 in debt)!!!

any candidates or suggestions? (and saying Paris or Nicole is sooooo 2003):nuke: :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

1. Too late; I already married her.

:evilgrin:

Only problem: She's a conservative.

[Blue_Tires]

3. one of the WSJ types?

the kind that believes corporations always have our best interests at heart?? I could probably live with that, if the other qualities (especially the $$$) outweigh her political views...

[Longgrain]

2. If you find her

could you ask if she has a sister...for me...:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

4. I hope she has lots of sisters!

Although...I don't have that much debt (unless you count my mortgage). Come to think of it, I really don't need a rich woman, although it would be nice. Just an employed woman, who's liberal and attractive to my eye would be nice.

[tjdee]

5. Time to buy some pheremones...

Was just reading about the Athena Institute and their study. Don't know what I think though...apparently this stuff makes you smell better to the opposite sex (not in the spam email way, LOL).

Other than that...hang out where rich folks hang out. Where's that? I don't know, and I don't think I could get in anyway.

Sigh.

[Blue_Tires]

9. that stuff they are selling is a bunch of snakeoil

tried it back when i was in high school...i know that certain scents can set off other senses, but i remember reading somewhere that if men REALLY wanted to attract women by scent, we would chocolate-scented aftershave.

And yeah, I'm not a member of 'high society' so i can't just waltz into the country clubs or CEO meetings and start asking for some phone numbers

[havocmom]

6. Havocdad planned on doing that.

Got me instead. Must've had some bad karma to clear up.

[lumberingbear]

7. Let me know is she has a gay brother!

[KG]

8. not looking for a rich woman

but, at my age, one with a good retirement plan would do nicely.

[Glenda]

10. Are you low maintenance, other than the debt?

What do you have to offer, that you can mention in this thread with or without it getting locked?

:hi:

[crispini]

11. Right on!

Would you be willing to be a nice househusband? Clean up, cook, etc?

[Glenda]

12. Blue_Tires, Crispini and I are still waiting for you to answer our...

questions!!

:eyes:

[Blue_Tires]

13. yes, i'm low maintence

clean, well-mannered, employed, no baggage, the whole shebang

[Blue_Tires]

15. househusband?? ummm...sure

I can clean, not that good a cook though...lol(i can prepare my own meals, but nothing too fancy)

[steve2470]

14. if she's really nice to me, good looking and GIB...

I would be sorely tempted to take the job :-)

[Blue_Tires]

16. any other direct questions about my qualifications, please ask

[Blue_Tires]

17. eh...one last shameless kick

[CanuckAmok]

18. My Ex-wife.

She's 35, looks like Winona Rider, has a Masters in Literature and inherited a half-million dollars in 2001.

Plus she has her laquered talons in my swag, too...stay tuned for a judicial decision on her potentially increasing wealth.

Oh, but she's a total f***ing b**ch. Can you get by with that?

[Robeson]

19. Money don't buy you love.....

...does it Canuck?

[CanuckAmok]

20. It can buy you a reasonable facsimile...

...

[Robeson]

21. Ah, a little warmth for cold Canadian nights, perhaps?

[superconnected]

22. that pic is awesome, I can't stop laughing

thanks, that's a good one!

[Blue_Tires]

25. I'm sorry to read that...

stories like that make being poor and single (and soon to be jobless) not so bad

[superconnected]

23. 30k debt sounds pretty stiff to me

if you can't pay it in 2-3 years I think you should consider bankruptcy and reading a lot of financial books and never getting in debt again.

30k sounds like compounding interest that is nearly impossible to pay off.

[Blue_Tires]

24. 'never getting in debt again'

i've been working out of it for a few years now (the debts were originally $47k---student loans, credit cards, etc)...It hasn't been easy with a crap post-9/11 job market, and i'm currently looking for a job again, but i do not want to declare bankruptcy...