Jesus Christ!!! Why the hell does it hurt so much to pull out nose hairs?

[LostInAnomie]

GOD DAMN!

[Bluebear]

1. Here is a TOTALLY weird game to play

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here

Meanwhile get a microtrimmer and stop pullin' bud!

[LostInAnomie]

4. I had one, and I thought "No big deal, Ill just pulls this one out"...

... It was a big deal. My eyes are watering.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Microtrimmer? MICROTRIMMER? NO, my friend...TURBO-GROOMER 5.0

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/productview.jhtml?sku=SI639PLT

Nose-hair cutting head features Swiss stainless steel rotary blades with titanium cutting edges that whirl at a high-torque 6,000 rpm to safely and comfortably trim unsightly hair to 1/16th of an inch.
Second interchangeable head is like a mini clipper for eyebrows, sideburns, beards, mustaches and the ear's outer edge.
Clean-up is easy! Just turn on and rinse the blades under running water.
Two super-bright Ice White LED "headlights" eliminate shadows and help ensure nothing is missed. Each lasts 110,000 hours, or many lifetimes of nose-hair trimming!

:evilgrin:

[Trillo]

10. Just curious,

ever breathed in before removing the clipper and end up with an itch you can't scratch? :-)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. I don't actually HAVE one...I just admire it from a DISTANCE.

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

11. I HAD one of those things!

YOWTCH!!!!!! Threw it out. The microtrimmer is at least gentle on my delicate schnozzola!

[mike_c]

2. thanks for sharing your pain....

eom

[Goathead]

3. I kind of like it

Especially if I tear up a little bit. What grosses me out is the especially long ones that look like they came off a steel-belted tire. Oh man, I've shared too much...

[Bouncy Ball]

5. It's God's way of saying "leave it there, I meant for you to be hairy,

after all, you are a MAMMAL."

[Padraig18]

6. The roots are in your brain, that's why.

;)

[Wcross]

14. Damn, that explains everything........Uh, what?,,,,, n/t

[mermaid]

7. Ummm, Because You're Not Supposed To Pull Them Out??

Did you know Sharper Image carries a "nose-hair trimmer" You can get it online at sharperimage.com And Sharper Image is on the Buy Blue list, if I remember correctly...Lemme Check...update in a sec.

ON EDIT:
Summary
Sharper Image Corporation

BuyBlue.org's Rating:

Rating: Dark Blue - 93 %


BuyBlue.org's Position:
Sharper Image currently has a 93% BuyBlue rating due to political contributions for the 2003-2004 election cycle. The only executive contributions recorded came from Sharper Image's Chairman and CEO which were solidly Democratic. Sharper Image does not have a political action committee.

FROM: Sharper Image's Website:

Turbo-Groomer 3.0 Traveler

SI644PLT

Men's grooming tool for nose hair features 6,000 rpm rotary blades of Swiss stainless steel with titanium edges.

0.7742 43

$39.95

So there you have it, you cheap bastard!! :D Spend 39.95 and quit whining and quit subjecting yourself to pain. Or ARE you a masochist?? LOL

[Quixote1818]

9. If I want to sneeze all I have to do is pull on a long nose hair.

Works every time.

[steve2470]

13. hmm.....hair pulls out of follicle...pain receptors activated....neurons

transmit pain signals very rapidly...pain center in the brain is but a few centimeters/inches away....makes sense to me. Maybe one of those Sharper Image gizmos would be good for you.

[Heyo]

15. Lots of nerve endings there..

... hurts like a biaatch.

:hurts:

Heyo

[Wcross]

16. Worse, ever know someone who didn't trim/pull that hair?

I work with several that really need to address the nostache they are growing. How do they manage during cold and flu season??? I try not to look!

[Elidor]

17. Pulling them out can lead to a nasty infection

Or so I've been told. I had a trimmer once, and that thing scared me. I use toenail scissors. It takes a careful hand...