George Clooney asked me for a date!

[madison2000]

But I was too busy posting in the DU Lounge...

[xmas74]

1. You too!

I had the same thing happen.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

2. He only asked you because I was too busy.

[KittyWampus]

3. Soooooo Close. And Yet

so far.

BTW, he rang me but I was washing my hair.

I'm saving my self for Keith Olbermann.

[madison2000]

4. Is he Liberal?

And if he isn't I forgive him (and only him) for this minor flaw.

[Orangepeel]

5. absolutely, he's liberal!

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hell yes!

He even campaigned for his dad. His dad ran for Congress as a Democrat in Kentucky.

Read his interview in Esquire magazine - he's a liberal, alright!

[Comicstripper]

10. Plus, did anyone see Team America?

He was one of the liberal celebrity villains.
I know it's not super-popular here, but God that movie is hillarious.
It's the VERY RARE movie I saw twice in theaters.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Team America, funny?

Did we watch the same Team America? Hell, I didn't even mind the liberal bashing, that movie just wasn't funny...aside from the "America, fuck yeah!" theme song.

[Comicstripper]

13. You crazy

"Derka, derka, Muhammed Jihad..."

"Freedom isn't free...it costs folks like you and me....and if you don't throw in your buck-oh-five, who will? Ooooooh, buck-oh-five...Freedom costs a buck-oh.....fiiiiiiive...."

And ALL those hillarious cliches....

Man. That movie was funny.
Well, for something more up your alley, have you seen "The Office?" The Brittish sitcom? (NOT "Office Space," good, but not AS good)

Best.

Show.

Ever.

[madison2000]

7. And he has a pet pig

which is something I'd find hard to overlook with other men, but for George... well, I won't even make bacon out of it~!

[EC]

8. Why is he asking you guys for a date, when he's

sitting in my living room watching a movie, eating popcorn I made? That two timeing so and so....

[madison2000]

9. I think its more like twenty timing, but isn't there enough of him

for all of us?! :loveya:

[EC]

11. There would be if he hadn't made me get up off my ass

to make the damn PopCorn....I was busy...couldn't he have made it himself? Or was he too busy hitting on all you?....

[madison2000]

14. I was at his place last night and he made me clean up after the pig

thats why we arent together tonight!

[EC]

15. So why do we put up with this shit

he's a lousy date.....

[madison2000]

16. because he's gorgeous...