That's it. I'm staging a coup.

[Wat_Tyler]

You people obviously can't look after yourselves. From now on, this is the People's Democratic Totalitarian Republic of Watonia.
Everything's banned.

[Stealther]

1. I for one welcome the benevolent rule of our new alien overlords!

:D

[4morewars]

7. Isn't that a Simpson's quote ?

Kent Brockman sucking up to the giant ants ? maybe
:hi:

[Richard Steele]

18. BZZZTT!!!! Geek test!!! *points and giggles*

[4morewars]

25. D'Oh !

[qnr]

2. Is banning banned?

[Wat_Tyler]

5. I'm locking this thread.

Inflammatory.

[progmom]

3. What's the official font of Watonia?

Just curious.

[Wat_Tyler]

4. Times New Greek.

[LostInAnomie]

6. Well it's about time.

I was gettin' tired of all this freedom.

[Wat_Tyler]

8. Freedom's overrated.

You'd only waste it anyway.

[progmom]

13. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

:shrug:

[4morewars]

11. There oughta be limits to freedom !

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

9. *ahem* can I join you?

Oh please let him say yes, oh please let him say yes....

[Wat_Tyler]

16. You can form the rebel army to fight the Contras.

The only thing we need now for them is a name. Any ideas?

[JimmyJazz]

21. Nope! Can't think of a thing.

:P

Oh wait! Something is starting to form in the back of my peanut sized brain.....


Nope, sorry...I lost it...

[Wat_Tyler]

23. Let's ask my good friend Sandy Neitzche.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Oh wait! Now I think I've got it!

Nevermind....I still got nuffin' - I suck.

[sundog]

10. Staging? How do you want the lighting?

Spotlight or subdued colors?

I know a guy in Jersey who'll do the sets for CHEAP!

How bout something tropical. I'm thinking a "Bali Hai" type thing. Maybe a volcano.

[Wat_Tyler]

20. Yeah. And a giant rotating glass spider.

That's what I want.

[sundog]

29. It should crash from the ceiling

really dramatic like Phantom of the Opera or something.

Andrew Lloyd Webber is working on the score. :7

[Richard Steele]

12. Where do I submit my resume for the position of 'spineless yesman'?

Unless your COUP fails;
in which case,
I want to state that I was only attempting to infiltrate your administration to support the ONLY true web-masters...

*waves flag of the moment*

[loudestchick]

17. Yeah, what he said.

[achtung_circus]

14. Can I be Minister

of Cows?

[qnr]

15. PDTRW makes a pretty sucky acronym {random thought} n/t

[Melynn]

19. Are you going to invaded other countries?

If you are then I'm moving to Canada.

[achtung_circus]

22. We *are* Canada

he he

[Melynn]

28. Good God, I didn't know that

In that case, I will obey the MAXIMUM LEADER :yourock:

[achtung_circus]

30. Our Leader

[Melynn]

31. Mein Leader

I will obey!!!!!!:loveya:

[Philosophy]

24. Mr. President! Mr. President! A question if I may...

Thank you. Democratic Underground admins have painted a very bleak picture of the DU message boards. EarlG was talking about locking threads. And Skinner was talking about the server being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Democratic Underground is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you've said you are going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

[Wat_Tyler]

26. I'll send in the tanks.

Guaranteed to solve all Labour-relations issues real quick.

[Skink]

32. How long ago was the Coup...?

I just got home.

[jpgray]

33. Fuck that shit

I think you meant to say "I'm staging a poop", because that's how shitty this thread is. Just a massive brown phallic monolith of crappy poo.

[Skink]

34. Tasty....

MMMMM...

[T Bone]

35. What tv channel is the coup being televised on ?

I am really busy and do NOT have the time to flip through all the channels. Thanks.