I'm starting a super secret society with yvr girl - wanna join?

[progmom]

...and maybe JimmyJazz, if she'll get off her ass and come up with some weird rituals.

We'll have decoder rings and everything!! Yvr girl promises that she's cooking up some disturbing initiation rites.

So, do you want to be in our super secret society?

What cool talents can you bring to the society?

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Can I join?

I can read over 400 words a minute (with 95% comprehension), and I an touch my nose with my tongue!

[progmom]

3. I think the latter qualifies you unconditionally.

And the former just got you elected Super Secret Society Secretary!

[Not_Giving_Up]

7. Cool!

Not only am I in, but I've got an official position!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Richard Steele]

15. "Official Position"? This thread is SOOOO gonna get locked!

[Not_Giving_Up]

17. Get your mind out of the gutter

I'm the freakin Secretary of a secret society. Bite me!

[Richard Steele]

23. Bite you? I like this society already!

[Not_Giving_Up]

32. It's an expression

Do it for real and I'll kick your ass!

[Richard Steele]

44. Dammit! Count me out, then.

What the hell good is a SECRET society if I can't bite anybody without getting my ass kicked?

Man, my friend 'JEFF the BULLDOG' really got me worked up for these SECRET societies...I'm starting to think that he might stretch the truth now and then!

[Bok_Tukalo]

39. I want in. I can make various noises with my body.

I mean ... other than the normal ones.

[progmom]

106. This scares me, and yet also strangely attracts me.

You're the official http://imdb.com/name/nm0935498/bio">Michael Winslow of our Super Secret Society.

Here's your chair:

[all.of.me]

88. "I an touch my nose with my tongue!"

My daughters can both do this! A kindred spirit!

(It is not genetic in OUR family. How about yours?!)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. I can read minds very well .

;)

[progmom]

8. Then you already know you're in the Super Secret Society!

Welcome, Official Super Secret Society Mindreader! Please take a seat over on that pillow while we wait for the rest of our members.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

10. Ooh that pillow oddly reminds me of Blues Clues LOL

[progmom]

71. Toddler aged children?

Do you prefer Steve or Joe?

[Richard Steele]

20. Prove it! How many fingers am I holding up?

DAMN! Right you are!

I bow before the mightily-psychic Peridot!

[tridim]

4. Do you have "The paddling of the swolen ass" ritual?

[progmom]

55. I'm sure we could cook something up for you...

...if that's what you're into.

You can head up the Deviant Wing of the Super Secret Society. You meet on alternate Wednesdays. Here's your chair:

[LostInAnomie]

5. I'm going to tell everyone you are forming a secret club...

... and thereby ruining the secret. HA!

[progmom]

16. What if I made you the under-secretary of

...keeping your mouth shut?

Would that work?

[LostInAnomie]

26. What are the benefits?

I do get benefits don't I?

[progmom]

36. Yes. You get unlimited access to this:

[achtung_circus]

6. I can keep a secret

and I have a cool secret keep out sign we could use for our meetings. That way the other kids would know that just us cool kids were in a secret meeting abd would stay away.

Or am I reading too much into this?

[progmom]

11. That's *exactly* what I was talking about.

You're in baby!

Have a seat over there --->


...while we wait for the meeting to commence!

[achtung_circus]

19. Is someone making cookies??

My Mum makes good Oatmeal Chocolate Chip.

I could steal sum.

[progmom]

27. Yeah! Cookies!

This Super Secret Society rocks!

[achtung_circus]

31. And milk

[progmom]

38. Um.

I have this weird thing about milk. It has to be butt-ass cold.

[achtung_circus]

42. Well according to the bull

that cow is frigid.

[progmom]

47. Good thing I swallowed

...that water before I read your post!

[fujiyama]

37. Ooh ooh

I want in on this secret society...

BTW are those SPECIAL COOKIES? :smoke:

[achtung_circus]

45. Yeah, special

Don't let the taste of Mums special secret herbs and spices throw you off.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I better be in it!

If I'm not I'll be really sad. :evilfrown:

:P

[progmom]

14. You're the Super Secret Society President of Birthdays!

Here's your chair --->

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Sweet! That is one kick ass chair!

I'm so cool! :dunce:

[Richard Steele]

12. How will the meetings be organized?

"Open Bar" is a total deal-breaker!

[progmom]

29. Meaning you want an open bar?

Ok, but you have to promise to not get too drunk until we cover all the official bidness of the Super Secret Society. 'Kay?

Go have a seat on the barstool over there, mkay?

[Richard Steele]

50. I have to promise not to get too drunk?

SHEEEEEEET, I don't even promise _THAT_ when I mix with 'proper' society, let alone secret ones!

I don't think I am the type of person y'all are looking for! Honestly, I'm pretty damn drunk right now!

But KUDOs on that great barstool pic!

[progmom]

74. no no no!

You can drink, and even get drunk. We just have to get the "bidness" out of the way before we can get to the "badness".

Dig?

[Longgrain]

13. I still don't know yvr girl

What's she like...

Introduce me...

[alittlelark]

18. I make THE BEST

magic brownies! It's all in the butter.

[progmom]

30. The butter. Yeah. Riiiiight.

Ok - you're the official baker of the Super Secret Society.

Have a seat over there - I'm sure Augusta won't mind...

[alittlelark]

49. Is there an oven nearby?

[progmom]

61. What kind of super secret society would we be

...without a fully stocked kitchen?

[alittlelark]

78. 'DROOL' eom

[ralps]

21. Can I join you all

I'm an artist in my own mind. If you click on my websites in my sig line you can see.
:hi:

[progmom]

40. Yes, absolutely!

You can be my official portrait painter! Have a seat, daddio!

[ralps]

54. Oh I love Van Gogh!

P.S. and you:loveya:

[yellowdogintexas]

22. better have a cool initiation and a really neat pin too

ritual must be super seekey most high

[progmom]

34. Honey, whatever that means, you can count on it!

You are now the Countess of WTF? Have a seat over here:

[yellowdogintexas]

70. way cool, love the throne, er chair!

Thanks

Does this mean I get to make up the secret handshake

[progmom]

73. Please do!

I'm still working on the secret decoder ring!

[JimmyJazz]

24. I don't wanna be on the 'Weird Ritiual" Committee -

I wanna be on the decorating committee! I see animal prints! Lots and lots of animal prints:

[progmom]

33. Some of those fabrics ARE weird rituals.

How bout we just make you the Viceroy of Cool for the Super Secret Society? Would that work? Here's your throne:

[JimmyJazz]

35. I guess so....If that's all you've got left after

"Lord God Emporer Ruler of the Universe Sir"

It'll hafta do, I suppose.

[progmom]

46. Well, honey, I did start this Super Secret Society

So I was kinda holding that one back for myself. But if you really want it, I guess I can confer that title on you.

All hail JimmyJazz, Lord God Emporer Ruler of the Universe Sir!

[xmas74]

28. I am double-jointed in my fingers

and I can type( on a good day) upwards of 110 wpm.
Can I join?

[progmom]

43. Just your fingers are double jointed?

I guess you can join, provided you don't make my stomach turn with your finger antics.

Have a seat in this folding chair, mkay?

[xmas74]

52. I can pop out my shoulders, too.

And I can still do the splits (pretty damn proud of that fact!)

[progmom]

69. Splits is impressive!

You're definitely in!

[xmas74]

75. Thank you.

I can do both American and Chinese. I can slightly pop out my hip-makes it easier to do them.

[progmom]

103. There are american and chinese splits??

(checks posters profile)

I think the men of DU are now going to be lining up to be in our Super Secret Society after reading that!!!

[DS1]

41. This society isn't secret enough for me

but since I'm JimmyJazz's little brother, I'm whatever she picks by proxy. So, sign me up. I'm all for it. Count me in! Gooooooo us!

[progmom]

53. The Official Little Brother of The Super Secret Society!

Yay!
Have a seat on the frog chair!

[DS1]

79. Ack!

Frog! Ack! NO MORE!!!!

[progmom]

81. how about one of these?

[sundog]

48. I want to slaughter the chicken!

uhh, on second thought :scared:

:P

[progmom]

56. How bout you just choke it?

:shrug:
your chair:

[sundog]

63. I also think we should mass market a line of voodoo dolls

& a "Secret Society" book of spells

$9.95 for SS voodoo doll, $12.95 for deluxe hardback edition book of spells

combo pack $19.95

We can sell them in the DU lobby with popcorn & sno-caps :7

Wonderful chair btw

[progmom]

66. You're my new COO and Sr VP of Marketing

We're incorporating the Super Secret Society!

[sundog]

72. excellent - And you bet your ass, anyone using the 'SSS' name has to pay

royalties! Even the tabloids!

Anyone publishing unauthorized SSS photos gets sued :grr:

I'm in talks with "Hallmark Hall of Fame" right now! They want to make the "SSS Story" into a four-part mini-series! :bounce:

[progmom]

76. baby, you just got a raise on top of your promotion!

I like the way you think!

[Radical Activist]

51. Can I be in charge of hazing? I promise it won't hurt

much.

[Fleshdancer]

57. hey! no pain no gain buddy

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

58. I know yvr girl was kind of looking forward to that...

...but since she doesn't seem to be around tonight, I'll sneak you in.

Here's your chair:

[Radical Activist]

65. hehehe

very nice

[JimmyJazz]

60. I don't think so. That's MY job.

:7

[Radical Activist]

67. oh! then sign me up!

nice emoticon.

[Longgrain]

59. Again, who's yvr girl ?

Has she ever replied to one of my post?

[progmom]

68. Yvr girl?

Haven't you seen her pic with the flower crown?

She's on almost every night?

She's from Western Canada?

[yvr girl]

83. I have too

You must have been drunk. We've even had this conversation before.

[Longgrain]

89. GULP! I guess I was drunk last night!

But it was my weekend off from work...can you blame me?

[Adams Wulff]

62. I'm a Massage Therapist...

and after seeing some of those chairs, you're gonna need me bad!

I'm also pretty handy in the kitchen, so I can be the emergency backup baker.

[progmom]

64. Oh yeah - we now have our Official Massage Therapist of the Super Secret

...Society!

Your chair, my liege.

[immoderate]

77. I love to tap dance.

You must have planned a slot for that.

--IMM

[progmom]

80. You've just earned the title of Super Secret Society Movement Coordinator

Just take one of these chairs:

[steve2470]

87. I can be the Mental Health Therapist Consultant, pro bono ? nt

[steve2470]

82. Can men join ? What's the secret password ? hehe nt

[progmom]

98. It's a secret, dingbat!

But I'll save a seat for you until you can figure it out:

[yvr girl]

84. How's the recruiting drive going

I've got some kick ass initiation rites planned - but we need to wait for it to get dark.

[JimmyJazz]

85. I've got some lovely patterns for wall coverings selected -

when you have some time on your hands...I know you've been busy.

[yvr girl]

105. Are they for our secret lair?

[progmom]

102. I'll hold my breath until then!

[miss_kitty]

86. no

I am not cool enough

[Longgrain]

90. Then maybe you and I should start our own secret society...

;)

[progmom]

91. NOOOOOO!

I was waiting for you to post! We want you to be the Vice Chancellor of Sarcasm? Please?? Pretty please?




You even get the super hip, comfy chaise!

[ScreamingMeemie]

92. I can't keep secrets.

Is that a talent?? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

93. remind me not to tell you and lounge gossip, then.

not that *I* know anything. :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

94. Okay! and I, in turn, will tell you what I know...

;)

[JimmyJazz]

96. But, I already know what you know - so there!

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

99. So if you know what I know....

Does that mean we know anything? ;)

[JimmyJazz]

100. It means we are know-it-alls

:7

[ScreamingMeemie]

101. Works for me!!!

:hi:

[progmom]

95. Mrs Grumpy, you're in - we'll appoint you Chief of Recruiting!

Works out pretty well, yes?

Here's your chair:

[ScreamingMeemie]

97. Ooohhh, nice! I can do that.

With naps thrown in!! :hi:

THank you!

[progmom]

104. Absolutely.

Naps are always mandatory for any Super Secret Society I start!

[yvr girl]

111. I'm making up some shooters

We can't start any meeting until everyone downs 3 of them.

[RetroLounge]

107. Can I drive the Getaway Car?

You will have a Getaway Car, won't you?

What good is a secret society doing secret stuff if you can't have and drive a secret getaway car?

RL

[progmom]

120. Depends. What car have you got?

Do you have special getaway car driving skillz?

[RetroLounge]

121. 1958 Oldsmobile 4 door hardtop

We can fit the entire group in the back seat.

You ride shotgun!



RL

[progmom]

122. You're in!!!!!!

[RetroLounge]

125. Cool, but we'll need to knock off a few liquor stores

to pay for the gas...

RL

[name not needed]

108. ooh! can i join?

evil satanic barney can intimidate your enemies.

[progmom]

112. You, sir, are the new Director of Ass Kicking of the Super Secret Society

Here's your chair:

[Shananigans]

109. How much does it cost?

And do I have to move to be a part of this group? If it involves Canada I might not be able to do it...

[JimmyJazz]

110. Oh - I think you've already joined. I've seen today's posts and

you are a shoe in for a good seat. In fact, might I suggest this one:

[Shananigans]

117. Sweet!

That's hot. I'm all about nice seats. Although I must admit I prefer this one:

[JimmyJazz]

118. oy - you do know how I love those animal prints! Look at my new chair:

It even has my name on it.

(BTW - this one is *not* in need of any manscaping :9 )

[Midlodemocrat]

113. Can I join?

You never know when you might need an 'all seeing Mod'.

[JimmyJazz]

114. Only if I can have my job back - I have an "in" with management,

you know.

[Midlodemocrat]

116. Deal.

But, can I still call them hotties?

[HEyHEY]

115. The secret's already out and you haven't even started yet

[progmom]

119. well then, you can be in the Uber-secret super Canadian wing

...of our super secret society.

Deal?

[JimmyJazz]

123. How many of us have signed up? Can we start the meetings soon

or do we need a mission statement? What is the mission of this group anyway, progmom?

[progmom]

126. We need a mission statement.

Are you any good at writing those?

[JimmyJazz]

127. Well, I would write it, but I haven't got a clue what the purpose of

the group is other than to select furniture for other members of the group. :shrug:

[progmom]

128. Well, there's that, yes.

...and to be super, and secret, and cool and exclusionary.


And did I mention super and secret?


We have a getaway car, so I guess we could include something about why we would need that.

And we have a lot of chairs...

We have a masseuse and a baker and an ass-kicker...

[JimmyJazz]

129. and Jude Law?

Can he be part of the super secret society and can I be in charge of keeping him *happy* - shall we say?

[progmom]

133. Mitts off, babe.

He's mine. Mine I tell you.

You can have him on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, mkay?

[JimmyJazz]

134. Can I have Denzel on the other days?

:shrug:

[progmom]

137. Ok, but I get...

...deal?

[Shananigans]

142. Ladies...didn't your mom ever teach you to share???!!?!?

What days do *I* get Jude? I have already claimed Brad for Monday, Wednesday and Friday, but am willing to rearrange to accomodate Jude.

So JJ...how about this one???

http://www.sexyfurnishings.com/html/shoechair2.shtml

[progmom]

146. You can have Jude on Sundays.

He's mine on MWF.




I ran smack into that chair at Home Goods last week. Almost fell on the floor laughing. Who knew it existed outside of cyberspace??

[yvr girl]

143. I think we should be dedicated to fun and frolic

...especially frolic...a getaway car can be very useful on that front.

I also insist that we worship George Clooney...it's a deal breaker.

We also need a name. It's got to be super, uber cool.

[Debi]

144. Could it be a secret name that we only know in our minds?

I mean, we have a psychic. (oh, wait, I'm not it the club...yet :))

[yvr girl]

145. I don't think you're allowed to make suggestions

You need to run around your block in your jammies as a punishment.

We need a name that people can whisper and speculate about. Other people dying to know about us is half the fun.

[Debi]

152. Okay, I'm in now

And my footie jammies are soaked (It's snowing here in Iowa)


We will be helping any CHAIRities (get the spelling? :P)

[yvr girl]

153. Good job - you deserve a hot bubble bath

I like the CHAIRity idea.

[progmom]

154. I'm cool with the George Clooney thing.

I gotta think on the name....

[yvr girl]

159. Believe me - I've come up with some rituals on how we can worship him

and when I say 'we' I mean 'me'

How about: SOOTL or SOLL Can you guess what they stand for?

[progmom]

161. Hey, CarolinaPeridot is our official psychic, not me.

You're gonna have to spell it out...slowly. I'm a little slow today.

[yvr girl]

163. You're not fun

SOOTL = Secret Order of the Lounge

SOLL = Society of Lounge Lizards

[progmom]

164. I'm too busy frolicking to guess acronyms

:P

I like SOOTL.

[yvr girl]

167. Mmmm.......

That's no fair...I need to find George.

[aQuArius]

124. I have 2 tin cans and some string....

Can I be the official Super Secret Society Communications Coordinator??

[progmom]

135. I like the way you think!

Here's your chair:

[SarahB]

130. It doesn't sound too secret, but...

What are the benefits for membership? :shrug:

[progmom]

138. You wanna join our Super Secret Society and you actually have the gall

...to ask about benefits?

Don't you see that the benefit is that you're part of the very exclusive Super Secret Society?

Didja see the picture of our kick-ass Viking kitchen? The cookies and milk? Our getaway car? JJ's animal prints?

Get back to me when you're ready to commit. Until then...no chair for you!

[SarahB]

139. Ohhh!

I'm a busy woman and time is a precious commodity. I would highly contribute to the added coolness of your society. I can just see it now, "SarahBelle's in! When can I sign up too?" It becomes therefore even more exclusive. :D

[progmom]

141. You crack me up, girlfriend.

So your talent is coolness?

Well, then, grudgingly, I accept your application for admission. Here's your chair:

[SarahB]

149. Thanks!

I am honored.
Actually, I have many talents, but modesty and propriety keep me from listing them all. :D

[progmom]

150. And here I thought you were going to say that modesty and propriety

...were not among your talents. :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

131. not really

:P

[JimmyJazz]

132. Midlodemocrat is a member. Does that make you feel differently?

And, you get a really cool chair.

[StopTheMorans]

136. let me get back to you on that...

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

140. I want in..

I can make carmel, fudge, divinity, any type of 'filled' chocolates you desire and rock candy....So, I'll bring the sweets!! :party:

[progmom]

148. Did someone say chocolate?

Here's your chair. Just push the Eeees out of the way.




(oops - forgot the chair)

[Debi]

151. They stand for Yummeeeeeeeee

:bounce:

[Huckebein the Raven]

147. May I join your secret society progmom ?

:D

[progmom]

155. Well...what are your talents?

Oh - wait. You possess one of my all-time favorite talents. You make me laugh my ass off.




Here's your chair.

[Huckebein the Raven]

157. Thanks. I'm happy when I can make someone laugh

:)

[progmom]

160. But I think you need to post a picture, just so we can make sure you

...qualify. I'm thinking of declaring you the Official Hot Guy of the Super Secret Society (pending approval from yvr girl and JimmyJazz, of course).

[yvr girl]

165. I'm ready to evaluate a picture

Bring it on.

[Huckebein the Raven]

166. little old me ?

:wow:

[progmom]

172. uh huh

make with the picture, lefty!

[Huckebein the Raven]

179. I'll upload one to my Photobucket account

[progmom]

182. soooo....?

Where is this pic?

[Huckebein the Raven]

183. Check your PM

[Huckebein the Raven]

184. I posted it in the lounge

[achtung_circus]

156. Just how exclusive are we being?

It seems that ANYBODY can get in, I mean you let me in. Just what does that say about exclusivity??


And on another topic, this is my mare.

[progmom]

158. you're right.

I need to exclude someone.

LONGGRAIN? Yer out!

[yvr girl]

162. Don't you forget, they still need to pass the initiation tests

I expect many will end up crying like babies and run away.

[achtung_circus]

169. Isn't that the POINT of the initiations?

We cry and then have a group-affirming group hug?

[yvr girl]

170. No, no, no

We need to weed out riff raff.

Only the strong survive.

[achtung_circus]

180. Strong may be good

but smell isn't everything.

[JimmyJazz]

168. oh lord child - what are you trying to start?

[progmom]

171. Hey, it's not a persecution complex if you're really being persecuted!

I'm just helping him out! :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

173. If you end up with 64,000 members....

I don't think it's really a "secret society" at that point - and it looks as if it's headed in that direction. :o

[progmom]

174. What's this 'you' crap?

Read my OP. You didn't make the subject, but you're in the first sentence. You're a founding member, dumbass. Don't go distancing yourself from us now.

Well who else should we turn away? Certainly not the psychic or the getaway car driver...

And I am NOT refusing our Official Hot Guy. No way.

[yvr girl]

176. JJ is just being difficult

She didn't even comment on the lair.

[Cadence]

175. I want in. My qualifications are razor sharp toenails and

a lint free belly button.

May I be the Grand Pubbah of Peeps?

[progmom]

185. Welcome to the Super Secret Society, Grand Poobah!!

Here's your chair - a Smoking Chair, as you, my friend, are SMOKIN'!!

[Canadian Socialist]

177. Well, as yvrgirl is

from B.C. you're going to need someone to balance out the Canadian contingent. Ta-da! I'm in Alberta but my heart belongs to Manitoba. There, we have most of western Canada covered.

[Debi]

178. Have we scheduled our first meeting yet?

It has to be in a cooler climate as my chair is chocolate and will melt in the sun B-)


Can we bring a date? :pals:

[xmas74]

181. When' s the first meeting?

[Aristus]

186. I don't want to join, but can I be a groupie for you ladies?

B-)

[arcane1]

187. I'm in!!!

:bounce: